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when will my husband (the magnus protocol) return from the war (taking a short break)

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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

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The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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I have known samama khalid for 47 minutes but if anything happens to him, i'm burning down the magnus institute again

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Ruins of The Magnus Institute FACTS WE KNOW:

Someone (who runs an urban spelunking forum 👀👀👀) marked it as “cleared,” which has led to a lack of exploration

Pictures don’t upload to the internet and also just fucking. disappear.

People leave with a weird sense of paranoia

Scorch marks from fire 20 years ago 1999 (FIRE? 20 years ago??? Web bond gertrude/agnes hilltop road tree????????)

Third floor mostly gone

Feeling like doors were gonna close and TRAP YOU INSIDE

All! The! Fucking! Papers! In! The! Archive! Are! Gone! FUCK!!!

Old graffiti: symbols - also found on an empty wooden box???

Gross stains all over the floor (hello smooshed worms)

Only images posted (after graffiti images were promised) were of gross/gory Eyes

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Alice reminds me of Tim and I cannot put into words how much that worries me

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i love reblogging every tmagp post on my timeline

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computer virus

bonus:

(he's reorganizing Colin's files)

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I’ll say it again

THEY PUT MY BLORBOS IN TGE FUCKING WINDOWS 95

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Quick first impressions of the more memorable characters of the Magnus Protocol

Sam: don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

Alice: why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido

Gwen: don't fuck with me I've got the power of god and information science on my side

Colin: [cocks gun] 'puter's haunted

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YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD AN ARCHIVIST

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alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

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the magnus protocol is fnaf help wanted. what. jmart glitchtrap era

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Kinger is a magician.

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sometimes a horror movie is just a mr beast thumbnail

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So apparently taller people have shorter lifespans

Thank god sick of those guys