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au where michael distortion is replaced by micheal jackson

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My love,, my life,, our lady of rot and ruin,, May You Never Be Alone

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THESE STILL GO SO HARD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Faith my beloved

Erm guys what if the Seeds were ponies,

Creative names, I know.

I KNOW JOSEPH ISNT BLONDE BY THR WAY😭

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Love of two is one Here but now they're gone

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You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

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owwie

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The best media ever starts out like “haha silly adventures!” And then suddenly OH GODDDD THE HORRORS

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piplup grain entrapment

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>cigarettes

enjoy your meme sticks redditor

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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

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... in this. none of us are

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You know, I think it’s funny how some people are still hung up on things that happened years ago.

It’s almost like… you want to still be the victim.

The thing is, you never were one. Your version of events are fabrications based on one or two words and spun off into a web of lies so thick, it’s a wonder you can speak without coughing up the spiders that weave them.

But do go on, little puppets. Dance your dance, spout your lies, the devil already has his price in mind.

When those strings are cut, and your webs nothing but dust, know it won’t be us who paid that price.

Until the blood soaks that wretched web, until the thorns and petals decay from the rose, until the ashes fall and wither into dust, until feathers rot next to the birds who shed them.

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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ranking the seed family purely based off of how close they get to your face in cutscenes

4. Jacob (respectable distance thanks king)

3. Faith (close enough to blow smoke (bliss) in my face, but could definitely be worse)

2. Joseph (uncomfortably close 80% of the time)

1.John (if your face can look like it was shot in 0.5x you are TOO CLOSE DUDE)

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