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Thinking and thinking and thinking some more about Boyfriend!Simon.
All big and scary. Pretty much always wearing black, and other muted colors, and his balaclava. He’s so big. So bulky. So muscular. And when he does deign to talk to anyone outside of his close circle, his voice is so deep and rough, isn’t it? The man is so very naturally intimidating and off putting, right?
And then there’s you…his girlfriend. His very cute, very pink girlfriend. Adorable, really.
So feminine, you are.
Always in some skirt or dress. With a ribbon or bow in your hair. Perhaps some sandals on your feet. Maybe some heels, depending on if you’re in the mood for them. Lip gloss on your lips, a generous dusting of blush on your cheeks…
You look angelic. Cherubic.
So different than your boyfriend.
You two contrast each other so very much.
You are a spectacle, for sure. The kind that, in some cases, really does make people stop and stare. Because really—you look like a pretty princess and her big hulking guard dog.
Little does anyone know that it is this “guard dog” of yours, your beloved boyfriend Simon, that picks out your every outfit.
It’s Simon that chooses which dress or skirt you wear for the day.
It’s Simon that decides whether bows or barrettes that adorn your hair.
He even has the final decision on how you get your nails done when you go to the nail salon.
Gel nails or acrylics. Coffin or almond shaped. French tips or plain color, or if you get a design. The design itself. Whether your nails are topped with those little jewels…
All of it. It goes through him.
Not that anyone would believe either of you if you were to reveal the truth (as if you ever would…).
The truth of the matter is that he quite likes dressing you up. His big, rough hands have been used for so much bad. So much destruction and pain has been caused by his hands. So, taking care of the ever so beautiful and delicate you, fills him with so much purpose and satisfaction.
Besides, there’s something to be said about being the one to dress you up in the way he desires…and then getting to undress you, too.
Dressing you up. Dressing you down. He enjoys it all.
And so do you!
You like being his pretty pink girlfriend. You like how carefully he decides on your outfit for the day. You like the look he gets in his eyes when he’s finally pleased with how he’s dressed you.
So you let him. You let him decide. You let him take control in this way.
Because you enjoy being his perfect little doll.
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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Y/N, pointing: Is this seat free? Ghost: That's my lap Y/N: That doesn't answer my question Ghost: Yeah its free Ghost, pointing to his face: but this ones more comfortable Y/N: *short circuits*
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I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.
But I was little too.
— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father
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said she wanted five guys she aint talkin about burgers
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so im alive still
i had a lot of stuff going on but im alive and i will be back i promise


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said she wanted five guys she aint talkin about burgers
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started watching the boys recently but tbh all i care about are billy butcher’s glistening bouncing hairy triple d cup tiddies
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he could put that out on me tbf

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oh btw i quit work lmao
the manager started to be a fucking bitch and insulting people and i decided i do not need this toxicity especially if i am paid below minimum wage
got back to work after a month of freedom and still the only thing i think about is billy butcher's huge, rough hands around my throat and in me <3

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i missed you!! so happy ur back🫶🩵
AWWWWWWEEEEWWWW
also im finally getting my pc back this week so i will be writing A LOT
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I just realized almost all butcher content I've seen is someone reposting something you posted. I have to say, thank you. Thank you very VERY much 😍🙏🙏🙏
I AM HAPPY TO HELP <333
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sorry for not posting a lot
just been busy as fuck lately but i should finally posy some things today <3
(just billy cuz i love him)

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do i need to say more?
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THEY COULD DO THAT TO ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD EVEN PAY THEM
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lord have fucking mercy


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LOCK ME UP BEFORE I DO SOMETHING


I AM GOING HDHDJDJSJSJKA
IM A WHORE FOR THIS MAN

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