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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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God I’ve been playing Zero Escape and every interaction in this game is like

Junpei: [Stuck in a room with slowly closing walls] Oh shit, oh fuck, how do I get out of this one?

Every other character: In 1932 an experiment was performed by a scientist named Jakob Bogstart. He put 2 fruit bats into separate rooms on opposite sides of the world. One bat was shown a randomised dice roll, and the other was held at gunpoint and told to guess what number was rolled. The experiment ultimately failed due to the fact that Jakob Bogstart had actually died 15 years prior to the experiment. Some say that his ghost lives on in the very bats he tested on, to this day.

Junpei: [Genuinely interested] Huh, cool...

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saga and i are playing the ‘medieval bestiary” game where someone describes an animal by only its parts (“four legs,” “a wide tail,” “a long body,”) and the other draws it

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

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Happy Birthday Mr. Spock😭💖💚🖖

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Fucking post the video of my cat squeaking you useless piece of shit website jfc

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ANYWAYS.

Sundew is letting me know that it is definitely dinner time and what the fuck am I doing outside, he is about to starve nigh unto death how dare I!

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different modes of a bun

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An Agate Stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

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Appreciating an art

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Helena Janecic – "City Gals" series (2011-2012)

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i startled her…

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