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bioniculled‌:

Oh sweet.

I wonder how I look compared to you then.

Also ‘gurt’s that shit you eat outta the cups with a spoon or maybe a fork if you’re a heathen like me and forgot to wash all the spoons. You know. The dairy culture stuff that comes in like. Vanilla and strawberry or some shit.

PROBABLY RELATIVELY NORMAL, I’D WAGER. MAYBE WITH AN ACTUAL SET OF PHYSICAL LEGS, ORGANS, THE USUAL THINGS THAT COME TO PAN WHEN YOU THINK OF TYPICAL LIVING BEINGS. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU AREN’T. IN WHICH CASE I DON’T KNOW. IF YOU MEANT MORE THAT MORE TOWARD ME REFERRING TO THE OTHERS AS YOUNGLINGS, THAT’S MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY ARE IN COMPARISON TO MYSELF. SO THAT WOULD DEPEND ON WHEN YOU WERE HATCHED, CASTE, IF YOU AGE AT A NORMAL RATE OR OUTSIDE INFLUENCES HAVE IMPACTED THAT.

YOGURT, RIGHT. GOT IT. THE SPRITE PORTION OF ME WAS THINKING MORE: A GUTTER, OR WATER CHANNEL, FROM THE BOTTOM OF A WORKING DRIFT. YOGURT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE. PASTE NUTRITION PRODUCTS ARE GENERALLY GOOD, THOUGH I CAN’T SAY I’VE HAD IT IN MORE SWEEPS THAN I CAN COUNT. ALCHEMIZING IT TURNS OUT MORE LIKE UNDERCOOKED OATMEAL THAN ANYTHING.

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@bioniculled

#I’m assuming you’re the ghostie goo over on the right there. #Your sideburns are to fucking die for my guy. #Hella thick like how I like my ‘gurt ya feel me dog? #Other people

THAT ASSUMPTION IS CORRECT. I’M THE QUESTIONABLY SOLID FIGURE THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE WAS HATCHED LESS THAN A SWEEP AGO.

AND THANKS, I THINK. I’M NOT SURE WHAT ‘GURT IS SLANG FOR, BUT I AM ASSUMING THIS IS JUST SOME CLASSY APPRECIATION OF SPECTACULAR FACIAL HAIR AND I’LL ACCEPT IT, DOG.

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THERE’S A LOT TO TAKE IN, HERE, MOST NOTABLY KARKAT BEING HALTED IN HIS STEPS ON HIS WAY TO ASSASSINATE ME DUE TO FEELING JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS WITH SPITTING THAT SWEET VERBAL MUSIC WE CALL SLAM POETRY. SECOND TO THAT IS PROBABLY JUST THE FACT THAT EVERYONE HERE RESEMBLES A WRIGGLER ASIDE FROM MYSELF. LOOK AT THEM. HORRIBLE.

ANYWAY, I MANAGED TO GATHER EVERYONE IN ONE SPOT AGAIN WITH THE HELP OF FEFERI, AND FORCED THEM ALL TO ENDURE MY ONE HOUR SESSION OF MUSICAL INSTRUCTION, BEFORE EVERYONE GOT FED UP WITH THE BONDING AND LEARNING ACTIVITIES AND TRIED TO BURY THEIR SKULLS INTO THE DIRT. BUT, HEY, WE’RE ALL HERE.

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YOU WOULD THINK THAT BEING FUSED WITH AN INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT PIECE OF FRAMEWORK FOR SGRUB WOULD ALLOW ME TO TAP INTO KNOWLEDGE OF SKAIA AND OUR SESSION BUT MOSTLY I GET HIT WITH RANDOM BITS OF INFORMATION LIKE A FLY BY A PLASTIC SWATTING UTENSIL AND IT IS MORE DISORIENTING THAN HELPFUL.

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I AM STILL IN A QUESTIONABLE STATE OF LIVING, JUST TO REASSURE ALL OF YOU. I’M SURE MY BLOG HAS BEEN CHECKED DAILY FOR SIGNS OF MY RETURN TO THIS BLOGGING PLATFORM BUT WORRY NO MORE! I’VE RETURNED!

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I JUST FOLLOWED PROBABLY TWENTY PEOPLE BACK FROM MY ABSENCE SO A SHOUTOUT TO THEM, FOR TUNING IN DURING A PERIOD OF INACTIVITY.

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I’M SURE TUMBLR HAS CONTINUED TO FUNCTION SMOOTHLY WITHOUT ME AROUND, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I AM IN EXISTENCE AND IN THE SAME SORT-OF-LIFE I WAS WHEN LAST HERE.

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hey i’m Not Mobile for once so like... wip.

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@mechaniram I DON’T MIND TO SPEAK ON IT. THE ENTIRE ‘STOP IDIOTS FROM DOING X, Y, OR Z THING’ HAS BEEN A FREQUENT TOPIC ON THIS BLOG ALREADY, AND I DON’T FIND MYSELF WITH MUCH OF A FILTER OR CARE ABOUT SPEAKING ON... WELL, MUCH OF ANYTHING. SUPPOSE THE LACK OF MORTIFICATION AT OUR SITUATION AND THE COMBINED OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF CHILDISH AND STUBBORN STUPIDITY HERE MIGHT BE DUE TO MY NEW PLACE HERE BUT IT’S MORE THAN LIKELY BROUGHT ON FROM SWEEPS OF NOT REALLY HAVING ANYONE AROUND TO BE EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF WHICH ULTIMATELY LED TO MY INABILITY TO FEEL ANY SORT OF CONCERN OR WHAT HAVE YOU OVER IT. NOT THAT THAT’S WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING HERE, ANYWAY.

TO BE HONEST, THERE’S A LOT TO GET INTO HERE AND WITH MY PROCLIVITY FOR RUN ON SENTENCES AND THE LIKE I DON’T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY RUN AWAY WITH MYSELF AND BORE YOU. DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIFIC YOU WERE LOOKING TO DISCUSS?

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@mechaniram THAT’S UNFORTUNATE AND YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY. THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING REPEATED SERIES OF EVENTS I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

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THIS IS YOUR AT-LEAST-ONCE-A-PERIGREE REASSURANCE THAT I AM, TO THE SHOCK AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF ONLOOKERS OF AN OMNIPOTENT SORT, STILL IN SOME STATE OF LIVING AND BREATHING IN OUR SESSION STILL. THIS BAND OF BASTARDS HAS NOT CHOPPED ME AT THE COMPRESSION SACS YET.

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AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO PRETEND I HAVE SOME DECENT SORT OF EXCUSE OR ELABORATE LONGWINDED STORY TO EXPLAIN AWAY MY PERIOD OF NONEXISTENCE IN THIS TUMBLR BLACK HOLE... I DON’T, FOR ONCE.

MOSTLY I GOT A BIT SIDETRACKED TRYING TO HELP SOME OF THESE YOUNG HOOLIGANS ON REACHING THEIR GOD TIER WITHOUT UNFORTUNATE MEANS BUT THAT DIDN’T GO SO WELL, WHICH TURNED INTO A WHOLE ROUNDABOUT OF ‘HERE IS WHY WE CANNOT SIMPLY CULL EACH OTHER WITHOUT MERCY TO CLIMB THE LADDER’ AND, IF YOU COULD NOT GUESS IT, THAT CERTAINLY DIDN’T ROLL AROUND THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO.

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i forgot to post anything but i’m on Vacation so! this blog will pick back up more consistently this thursday/friday!

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@2cumlord I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT MANY (MAYBE MOST?) PEOPLE DO NOT LOOK AT THEM FONDLY AND I AM BOTH CONFUSED AND QUITE FRANKLY A LITTLE MIFFED.

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@2cumlord HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT RODENTS???

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WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE HAVE SUCH AN AVERSION TO RODENTS??

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DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY CURIOSITY ABOUT WHAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND, RECENTLY? DO YOU??