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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.
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reminder for everyone to stop treating the harry potter issue as one that is only about trans people, please do not forget to listen to and stand up for jewish voices speaking out against this franchise and its creator.
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I really really REALLY don't want to be the antisemitism mutual again bc y'all do not know how much damage that did to my mental health. But the fact that goyim only ever mention the antisemitism in what is literally blood libel: the game as an afterthought, sometimes not even expressing it by name, and instead focusing on the trans issue - I'm saying this as a trans Jew: fucking stop it. Even if not one single penny ended up in jkr's hands bc of this game it would still be extremely harmful. Stop saying "even ignoring the game's moral problems" or "not even mentioning the antisemitism". MENTION THE ANTISEMITISM. This is a game teaching fascist ideals to PRETEENS. It is teaching them that Jewish caricatures deserve to DIE for the crime of wanting their cultural artifacts back, it is teaching them that Jewish caricatures wanting to no longer be oppressed is equal to murdering "wizards" (aka white goyim) (while the main character literally discovers they're pure bloods...) and kidnapping children - THE OLDEST FORM OF BLOOD LIBEL. Jewish lives MATTER. I'm saying this as a trans Jew, but cishet, able bodied, white, neurotypical Jews also deserve to be safe. We all deserve to be able to exist as Jews without being targeted. Antisemitic hate crimes has been on the rise by hundreds of percentages worldwide, especially in the US and Europe. Stop treating us as afterthoughts.
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in 1961, human went to space for the first time. and in 1998, the first iss component was launched. however, in the meantime you came to and left the world quietly. it makes me sad everytime I think about it. so I made this astronaut au😖 wish you could live in a broader world and explore the unknown with your courage...
happy birthday!
p1:from left to right: snape, hooch, sprout, flitwick, sinistra
p6: green light is shining over the sky. don't worry, it's just aurora.
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I think I made it in time for his birthday this year! Just a self-indulgent AU comic concerning a little bit of plagiarism/translation/localization in the name of getting some nice boots. Let me know if anything is illegible
A few thoughts I’d had whilst doodling away:
1.) Why would purebloods speak with an RP accent? I’m no linguist, but I like to think there’s probably a distinct wizarding accent- we’re talking about a small and fairly insular community, much of which goes to school together. Maybe muggleborns bring in weird muggle slang that upsets the parental generations (…perhaps that’s been going on for a few hundred years…). Maybe I just wanted Severus to make fun dear old Lulu
2.) In this AU, a second-year Severus, tired of getting pushed in the halls and down the stairs by those Gryffindor jerks, waited until the last Quidditch game of the year (Gryffindor vs. Slytherin) to meander his way up to the Gryffindor tower with a slew of questions for the Fat Lady. What did she mean? What did that vase of flowers represent? What was the social context in which her artist worked? How could she be understood? etc. etc. Two hours later, the triumphant Gryffindors all found themselves locked out of the tower as the Fat Lady had gone off in a bit of an existential tizzy. The victory party was subsequently cancelled, although the catering might’ve gotten redirected down to the dungeons.
3.) Maybe Lily doesn’t have the best judgement or good taste. Maybe Severus’ standards are just too high. I had fun coming up with titles that made me think “pulp sci-fi”
4.) “Potter is a jerk,” says Severus. “A jerk with a trust fund and a craving for muggle food,” says Lily. “If he’s willing to spend ten galleons on a stale bag of crisps I got for 5p three months ago, why shouldn’t I profit?”
5.) Keeping a secret from Severus for a whole day is a long time! Lily can only keep a secret from him if she keeps it a secret from herself too.
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Snape might or might have not stalked lily after their friendship breakup, we really have no clue.
But I do think snape has some stalkerish aspects, he constantly invades people's privacy because he likes to know things, this behavior is not reserved to lily tho, he is a tad too curious.
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Honestly I just have to say it’s so gross that snaters sexualize young Severus Snape. Like they will say awful things like he was “stalking” lily on the playground when they were both like 9. Insinuating that this shows his sexually predatory manner.
Gonna say this from the bottom of my heart in the most sincere way possible. As a CSA survivor:
FUCK YALL FOR SEXUALIZING A 9 YEAR OLD YOU CREEPY FUCKS.
That’s all thanks for coming to my TED talk. :)
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EDIT: this goes for the insuation that Severus Snape as a 9 year old could be an incel. Incels are men who are angry for lack of sex. GTFO with that crap. He was a little kid. It’s impossible for him to be a incel.
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Y’all wanna know how I feel about James Potter? Ya this pretty much sums it up. The Brock Turner of the wizarding world. Fight Me.
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Severus Snape is Gina Linetti of the wizarding world and no one can convince me otherwise
bonus:
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Marauders fans want to complain that Snape dismissed the attack on Mary MacDonald.
What if Slytherins only attacked Mary to get revenge for the Marauders attacking Snape? In the vein of ‘If you hurt one of ours, we’ll hurt one of yours’ they attacked a lone and vulnerable Gryffindor.
If I were Severus, I would have asked Lily why it was so awful for Mary to be attacked while she just shrugged off what was being done to him.
I’m not saying this is the only way for this to happen, just that it’s a possibility.
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Hey this is why you stop fucking buying her shit btw
#this shit?#is why i dont use this blog anymore#i dont do fsnfics/fansrt/or buy shit for it any more liscensed or not#we do not exsist in a bubble etc etc#but hey#if you liked the shit i did on thsi blog i do transformers stuff now#no free ads for bigots#(also i just like. csnt interact with the media anymore with the knowledge of her bullshit even if its like 8 degree removed aus or shit.)#it feels fucking gross
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when blorbo is doomed by the narrative
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snapetober 2022 - fate
for @greens-your-color 🐍 😏
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004 | dir. Alfonso Cuarón
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Someone ought to tell Harry…
Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚
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Ok what is the worst fandom you've ever been in? I'll go first. Jojo.
#brought out my cringe fail harry potter blog to say#harry potter#lots of content decent potential Shit fandom#and of course the writer is a fucking freak
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Just casually thinking about Muggleborn/half blood students starting to perform “Another brick in the wall” by Pink Floyd in Umbridge´s or Snape´s class.
Umbridge would be utterly horrified and confused.
Snape would recognize the song because he was totally listening to this music in his youth. Harry, looking directly at Snape: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Snape: … Snape, begrudgingly: I see you are a man of culture.
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