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Bruises and Bruising

WORDS

“Where did you get those?”

“Is that…. somebody’s hand?”

“Is that… a bootprint?”

“It’ll look worse before it looks better.”

“Come on. Let’s get it wrapped up.”

“Do you want some painkillers?”

“Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy’?”

“How’d you get a black eye?”

“I know you don’t do it on purpose, but I wish you’d stop coming home bruised.”

“I like the new look. It suits you.”

“Ouch, that looks like it hurts.”

“Talk to me.”

“You shouldn’t end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?”

“Will you tell me how it happened?”

“Come and sit with me.”

ACTIONS

(send ‘+reverse’ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)

[sit] – sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.

[care] – sender provides physical care for receiver’s bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)

[shower] – sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.

[offer] – sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. it’s the little things.

[stay] – sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that – wherever they got these bruises – they don’t have to go back.

[concussion] – sender checks receiver for a concussion, because it’s very possible receiver has one.

[home] – sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).

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Shanice: you shouldn't see Idia looking like that ,he will get a heart failure

kid! Elyon: * bratshifted* ok

*5 minutes later*

kid! Elyon : * knocking at Idia's room *

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Jamil should have known, let's be honest here on this one

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Yuu's mom: if you're useless to the family, we'll marry you off.

Yuu: I could just kill my husband then. :/

Yuu's mom: It's like you know nothing! You can't do that until years in for an insurance payout that seems non suspicious to courts!

Yuu:

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ancientforged​:

“That’s what they all say, then they mull over it internally until it eats them inside.” Yeah, Kiana was rather blunt sometimes, but at least she meant well. “It’s a pretty big Kingdom off-planet and yes, my position does pay me well, but I risk my life on the daily, so that’s the pay off.” Of course when he asked, Kiana just snapped her fingers, creating a void portal at around two meters in height before them. “Yes I do have a place in mind. It’s quite far from here, so we’ll just take a short-cut to get there quicker. Of course it’s my treat.” Without much fanfare, she entered.

“Most o’ the ones I know just freak out bout it and get all pissy?” Maybe it’ll eat him later like she said, but he’s figured he’s grown as much as he could, malnutrition’s a bitch like that. “Off...planet? Like you’re an alien? I don’t know how to take that- but yikes, guess it’s like an insurance fee at that point. The job market really is a nightmare,” He didn’t actually believe her being an alien or something until she snapped her fingers and made a portal in front of him- the magic behind such a thing would be too difficult for any magician commonly known to do, fae or otherwise. Due to that, he couldn’t not believe her. “Ah-AH, Uh, Wha?!” Still...if she’s treating him, he’ll bite the bullet and follow after.

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anomieheld​:

“ Do you really want me to point out which parts of you are worthy of that title ?” 

“...I’d prefer if you didn’t, since, you’re my wife technically.”

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anomieheld​:

“ Slightly on the shorter side for women’s average, while you’re clearly tiny by men’s standards.~” 

“That might be true but I’m not your wife, dammit!”

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ancientforged​:

“Oh don’t worry, you won’t be suffering any more of the height jokes from now on.” Kiana assured him, while explaining. “The Omega Knight is my title and position in the Royal Knights. A group of knights originating from the Blanchimont Kingdom.” That’s about all she’d say on the matter. “I understand, I’ll just call you Ruggie then, or Sir Bucchi.” Oh right, her intent. “I’m bored and I need a conversation partner. So I decided to invite you to some lunch, is that fine with you?”

“Sounds good to me, can’t say I’m too fussed over it though,” He shrugged, content to hear it- he’s totally fine with the lack of height jokes, but he didn’t really care either way. It’s better than being called skinny or scrawny at least.  “The Blanchimont Kingdom? Can’t say I’ve heard of it, but I bet that shiny position of yours gets you paid well or get a cushy living, right?” Lucky, he just steals from Leona if his pockets get too thin- being a member of the knights probably meant hers didn’t get thin at all. Though he does blink at the Sir Bucchi title, he immediately grins at the offer of lunch- this’ll probably come at a cost to him but he doesn’t turn down food!  “Just Ruggie’s fine, I’m not one for fancy titles. I’m up for lunch, you got a place in mind or?”

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“You’re shorter than me, babe.”

softly” pocket malewife.” 

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ancientforged​:

“It’s a male midget that barely scrapes past the 170 centimeter mark.” Yeah, before he could rebuke her, she simply grinned. “Yes, even if you’re only one or two centimeter taller, you’re still considered a manlet.” Oh right, where are her manners? She should introduce herself. “A pleasure meeting you, I’m the Omega Knight, Kiana Kaslana. You can refer to me as Kiana or Omega. Now if you have some time, would you come with me?”

...He’s not normally insulted for his height, but all he does is blink, about to correct her on the height thing before she immediately puts it down, unable to respond to that he simply shrugs.  “Guess I am one then? I mean, I know smaller but it’s not a big deal,” Oh god, is this a kidnapping attempt or something? Who just asks people to follow them? He didn’t trust that a bit but he might as well or her intent’ll haunt him forever. “Yeah, same to you, Kiana. Whatcha mean by Omega knight though? I’ll come along, though- name’s Ruggie Bucchi by the way but Ruggie’s okay.”

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Yuu after being forced to develop emotions and passions in life:

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The Hyena finds himself flinching under the glowing gaze of the woman that stood before him- taken aback by her stare, not quite the height though, he’s from the Afterglow Savanna- it’s rarer to find a lady that isn’t bigger or stronger than him. The comment though makes his ears fold over in confusion.   “...Manlet? What's a manlet?” It’s probably an insult.

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Looking at the other, she could tell that he had some kind of animal ears on his head. Maybe a faunus? She couldn’t tell what kind, but he lookeed canine, hence why she approached him, her glowing Herrscher eyes unintentionally making her gaze look far fiercer than it was. “You’re quite the manlet, aren’t you?”

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The urge to write here vs my lack of muse for anyone but Yuu, Silver and Ruggie

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Scaramouche about Yuu: My successor, as a female, is inherently smarter than your stupid boy harbinger.

The Tsaritsa: I don’t think that’s true.

Childe, the stupid boy harbinger: hey!

Scaramouche, immediately: you sexist pigs.

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