mitortaaa
MI TORTAAA
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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#latergram #hittheroadjack #halloweeneverydamnday #100happydays #bookshelfjackolantern
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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Finished my #Portlandia towel! #crossstitch #needlework #portlandia #wecanpicklethat #geekcraft #100happydays
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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My first snarky feminist #crossstitch has been completed- I am sure there will be many more to come. Enjoy the tiny #Venus symbols and #pentacles in the border. #100happydays #needlepoint #oldladyhobbies
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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Dammit, Spock... All of our #furbabies are home safe and sound- a big thank you to @westesplanadevet for taking such good care of both our sweet bunnies and this asshole. #100happydays #ussbunnyprise
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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I will never stop being destroyed by the preciousness of @hungrylikethewolf's Christmas gift to us. #papercraftboss #100happydays #bestfriendsever
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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All right kids let’s not confuse a healthy sibling relationship with romantic affection (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧♥
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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mighty and powerful gods
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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Perhaps the trans community could focus more on teaching men to not be transphobic toward trans women instead of putting women and girls in danger by allowing males into our spaces?
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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If you say 'shut up' & I say 'make me' that is most definitely an invitation to make-out with me
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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Hey! It’s all finished, how you like it?
YO THIS IS FANTASTIC
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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“This is who we are, this is who I am”
I wanted to do a proper Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire print.
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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making the hogwarts houses
godric: i only want the kids that can PUNCH THIS LION IN THE FACE
salazar: youre in if you can disarm these deadly traps and duel me while balancing on a rickety beam
rowena: any child in my house has to pass a four-hour compulsory examination
helena: ...these children are ELEVEN
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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Here’s the thing about Halloween: all year long if you live in America you’re under a steady assault by this right-wing traditional faux-wholesome pseudo-Christian nuclear patriot family atmosphere, and then all the sudden as the weather cools and the days shorten the country loses its marbles decking everything out in bloody corpses, demon faces, witchcraft and giant rubber bugs. Half the country thinks they’re the Addams Family for 1-3 months while a small chunk of weiners get angry that it’s “pagan” or something.
I don’t know if anyone in any other cultural environment can really understand how that feels. It’s the antithesis of the “love jesus and eagles or GIT OUT” under(over)tone American culture is usually about.
And even though it generates billions of dollars, there’s no pressure, shaming or guilting to spend money on it like there is for certain other holidays. We spend that much on Halloween just because it’s fun and we want to, rather than some unspoken (usually unspoken) rule that you must buy extravagant gifts or you’re a heathen scrooge and you don’t love your family.
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mitortaaa · 9 years ago
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baby meeting cat for the first time
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