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Guys. Guys I'm not insane.

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It’s MY quarter-life crisis and I get to choose the emotional support GILF.

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jodio is so fnaf fan coded its insane

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Scared to do anything here bc tbh most of my JoJo brainrot is gone, I have no inspired to write for it and I have like 6 Joshu requests-

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OH MY GOD

IT'S HAPPENING

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Ma boi got the Scrooge fit

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“The Fox Retires From The Hunt” (Pt.1)

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A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

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I always thought that aki's ponytail looked familiar

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I'mma post the FNAF fic I have on ao3, here. I feel like Tumblr would like it-

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I make an oc for every little mini obsession I have so here's some info on my Scrooge oc :)

Her full (married) name is Beatrice Eleanor Cambridge of Scrooge.

She's normally known as either "Lady Beatrice", " The Miser's wife", or "Mrs. Scrooge".

Her father is German, and her mother is English but was raised in Mexico. And she was raised there for a few years or so. Her parents eventually moved to England and settled down in London.

She has a bit of a better reputation than her husband. Though people think she's a spoiled brat who just married Scrooge for money (which isn't technically incorrect; more on that later).

While Scrooge is always bitching about how he doesn't like to waste money, he's very superficial and cannot be caught having a wife with simple clothes. Most of Beatrice's things are VERY VERY expensive (not like she doesn't like it either).

They act like the stereotypical arguing couple, though they don't hate each other. Mostly it's just Beatrice getting upset at Scrooge and him just going "Oh, you're so hard to please, woman".

The reason why she married Scrooge was because she was at the verge of losing everything. Her parents died in a carriage accident (Jojo reference?) and she had to be married to inherit all if their goods. Including her mother's estate and her father's lands. She happened to be having the conversation with a friend who kindly suggested "Well, if keeping your goods is the priority, one of the misers would be the perfect pick."

Instantly, she discarted Marley from her option. Which only left her with Scrooge. He was rather handsome to be honest. And he was much softer than Marley (back then); he was a perfect option for a husband.

So after much thought, she walked into the Miser's office and knocked on the office door. Almost in a begging motion she walked over to Scrooge's desk and began explaining him her situation. Finally, proposing the idea of marriage as if it was a sales deal.

Marley would simply chuckle at her offer. Laughing, but suggesting the benefit the offer implied (lands and the manor) made it a very good deal. After that he got up and left them be.

Scrooge weighed the options for a few minutes. The decision was taken on a whim in his opinion. And finally he accepted.

From there they had no honeymoon phase or anything. They were simply married by compromise. So Scrooge attempted his best to treat her as a living companion rather than a beloved wife.

Beatrice, however, tried her best to be a suitable wife. She'd make pastries for him and prepare a good dinner. Though he'd eat it gladly, he would complain every time she used some expensive ingredient. He refuses to allow her to decorate the house (he finds it a waste of money) and over the years the only thing he wouldn't refuse to buy was food and clothing. He's greed incarnate and Beatrice complains about it promptly.

It's a very common appearance to see them arguing as they're walking down the street. Either Scrooge complaining about how she is very high maintenance, or her complaining about their underdecorated home.

This is mostly an unorganized info dump so yeh, it's a bit all over the place (and halfassed). Either way, hope you guys like it!

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My collection of Scrooge art (+ an oc)

I had to make him a cute little wife-

He deserves to have someone who he has no option but to take bs from-

Her name is Beatrice btw. Their marriage was arranged and she might be like a decade younger but they both act old fr. She’s kind of a primadonna and Scrooge buys her stuff.

Scrooge: Times are tough, and my financial burdens are many.

Also Scrooge: *buys his wife a 2,000 pound necklace*

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Me getting on tumblr after watching Scrooge

I kid, you guys crack me up 😂😂

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@niku30 I saw this and thought you might like it

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Ok so

What if

Hear me out

I randomly start coming back to my fnaf phase-