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"Astarion, we need to talk. I know you're a vampire. It's... kind of obvious."
WHY. WHY DID THEY FUCKING. CUT. THE BEST HALSTARION EXCHANGES. WHY WOULD THEY. DO THAT
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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baldur's gate 3 wyll ravengard grand duke coronation tumblr simulator
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he said WHAT about me
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i love <3 that we are livign in this day and age of baldurian politics. this is fucking awesome
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🪼 slenderweaver
TWENTY. FOUR.
#AND WHAT WAS I DOING AT TWENTY FOUR. FUCKALL!!!!!
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now why is the coronation happening in the middle of the night. some of us have jobs!
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the new duke consort is kind of like an evil stepmother but for the city
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE READING OUT THE GREAT LAWS RIGHT NOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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very extremely proud of one of my best friends in the whole world wyll ravengard. can't make it to the coronation because of the whole bein g stuck in hell with my wife thing can a sweet mutual please. keep me updated.
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duke consort astarion lastname has clearly micromanaged the whole thing and ulder ravengard and him might be trying to kill each other during the ceremony. wyll is just happy to be there i think
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oh okay so business as usual
🏹 highharper
business as usual
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why is NO ONE talking about the geopolitical ramifications of the future grand duke being engaged to marry a CLEARLY evil looking mean cunt of an elf. not to MENTION the problematic age gap.
🩸 bloodlover
mad because he's fucking me and not you????????
💋 bladethatthang
i genuinely wish we all had died with the elder brain
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HERITAGE POST
#bringing this back for coronation day
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🪼 slenderweaver
i;m sorry. wyll ravengard is TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD? HE SHOULD'VE BEEN AT THE ELFSONG
🛎️ i-live-in-the-dumbwaiter
quite famously he was at the elfsong. like i understand where you're coming from but that was a whole thing. he was very polite about ordering food at 3 in the morrow in the sense that he didn't. do that.
🪼 slenderweaver
oh so now we are fucking doing elfsong pedantics about the TWENTY FOUR YEAR OLD RUNNING OUR CITY.
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this is so fucking stupid i WANTED to do a coup a mutiny an overthrowing even today during the coronation but no one wants to fucking do revolution anymore. you say can we PLEASE try and kill the new grand duke for trade opportunities and freedom of will. and then they will say well why would i want to do that. wyll ravengard is soooooooooo handsome and sweet and nice. trying to kill him would be RUDE. WE USED TO BE A FUCKING CITY.
🩸 bloodlover
bunk 42, flaming fist barracks, basilisk gate
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AYO?????
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open the door
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✨ princessofhousenightstar
do your required reading you little wretches and understand that i am here fundamentally to talk about wyll where he can't see it. i love the man but sometimes i like to keep things to myself. anyways doesn't he look sooooooo dashing in his coronation outfittttttttt 🥰 i made ittttttt
🪼 slenderweaver
does anyone remember when this was an embroidery blog
🏹 highharper
you are a strange strange little man astarion
#HOW has he not found this blog yet is the question i think
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🩸 bloodlover
i want ulder ravengard dead
🗡️ bladeoffrontiers
:(
🩸 bloodlover
i want ulder ravengard mildly inconvenienced
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we are literally tumblr mutuals. for your evil and nefarious purposes no doubt.
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we're all going to fucking die
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wh
the grand duke isn't an option because he always sweeps.
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Its Candy an ONG or something? Nina taking advantage of her kindness to not going to work, Hyun asking her to give a chance to her little sister and now Eric telling us their problems as if we were his psychologist.
Are you guys okay?
Do you think Candy is your Mommy or something like that?
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One day Candy will snap... I hope she will. She has a life, I know that her friends are important, but that's too much!!!
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Seamless repeating background of my pride planets! Use with credit; don’t delete my caption <3 Redbubble - Society6
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that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
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Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing
The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic
But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)
Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT
The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this
BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)
KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED
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All updated. They’re all pretty cute this time honestly even though I don’t care for any of the outfits.
I need to do (or maybe commission– I’ve had no time lately) an edit of Hyun’s and Nathaniel’s and maybe also Rayan’s immediately though :( (I kind of want to use the poses from Priya’s for another edit too, but that would require a lot more work).
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Morgan,Im spending too much PAs in your problems. Shut the f up.
I dont even care if Alexy cheats on you. He probably does. Speak with him,not with me.
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A random guy that Yael seems to know and is embarrassed to see calls her “Sebastian”..I see
Edit: The guy is showing Candy a photo on facebook and it turns out that Yael is trans.
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