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hey mutuals, followers, friends.

you are not annoying

I followed you because I LIKE what you have to say. I look forward to seeing your thoughts, your moodboards, your gripes, your chats, your screaming, your taste in music and art, your writing, your pictures. you!!!!! yes, you!!!!!!!! so please. make that post, embrace your creativity, show me your spirit, show me your heart!!! I want to see it, and I have a feeling I'm not the only one!

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Why the FUCK is my screen full of Hannibal posts

@mutuals which one of you is a freak for murderous gay men

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Math teacher: let’s look at the next step. what is the the opposite of multiplication?

My dumbass: Divination.

(This is a regular occurrence).

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Okay but consider:

Throwing out the entire plot of your story bc you watched two episodes of Castlvania

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You guys last episode was awesome?? Like it’s not getting enough credit hold on

HETTY IS IRISH REAL!!

Her reaction was on point, it was sweet watching Pete tell her about being Irish

We got a Thor and Hetty storyline, that was rlly sweet and cute. plus some ominous lines about how Thor knows some secrets about the rest of them… which will hopefully come up later

Jay’s restaurant is close to finishing! Which will probably spice thigg by a up a little

The main plot was really good, and Issac is finally getting serious about his character growth

Great episode, 10/10 loved it

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I love writing 🫶

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When you said making fanfic w it I was picturing like… character x ChatGPT

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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YOU UNDERSTAND

I haven't played Wind Waker yet but from what I know Wind is a such a fucking badass

He wasn't meant to be a hero, he started his journey because his sister was kidnapped.

Traveled the world by boat mostly alone

He doesn't have the Hero's Spirit of Courage yet he defeated Ganon (by STABBING HIM IN THE FACE)

He really was like:

"Oh you don't want me to be a Hero? Well fuck you too" *assembles the fucking Triforce himself*

LIKE CHILD?!

he may be in my top fav Links now

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Twi is Appalachian all the way, just on vibes alone and all the spooky stuff

I think Hyrule is more northeastern, but I see the reasoning behind Alaska. Again with the vibes, all the mist and greenery and rolling hills and weird weather. Also with how there’s just huge houses sometimes, and the houses are a little older over there.

American Chain Headcanon 😮‍💨

this is stupid 😭

I was laying down, having myself a maladaptive daydream session, and couldn’t get this out of my head

here’s which state I think each member of the chain would be from if they were American

Wind is from Hawai’i and you cannot take that from me. If I were being biased I would say he’s from Oahu, but I could also see him being from Kauai. I just really see him as a town rat though growing up in Honolulu. I just think he’d love screwing around with tourists and sneaking into resort swimming pools

I think Hyrule would be from Alaska. Something to do with the sheer amount of wildlife and surprising rate of violent deaths that occur there resonate. In all realness tho, I think he would grow up on a frontier or homestead of some type. Maybe he would be a reservation kid

Warriors would be from Virginia. I believe he would grow up surrounded by military communities. I think he’d grow up as an Army brat (he’d probably move a lot but Virginia is home base to him). He’d get into West Point and follow his family’s footsteps in the military.

Wild would be from Florida. I don’t really feel like I need to explain this one. He’d go barefoot into the Everglades and mess around with wildlife. He’d love petty crime. 

Legend is a NYC kid but he’s spent every summer of his life visiting family in Boston. He grew up in Queens and has a thick NYC accent. When he comes home from the summer he has a Bostonian accent 😭 he knows the subway like second nature, how to barter, and the best food joints. 

Sky is midwestern I think he’d grow in Minnesota. He’s also got a strong accent. Very well adjusted to the cold. His idea of a salad is probably not your idea of a salad 😬

I think Twilight would be Texan but I’ve seen strong arguments for him being Appalachian and honestly I can’t decide. No… I think he’d grow up in Appalachia. Ugh or maybe he’d grow up in Montana on a ranch there. I can’t decide. Pls help

I think Time would be Californian but he brings it up never 😭 one day somebody asks him where he grew up and he’s just like: Sacramento. The only reason I thought that is bc Sacramento is the city of trees… Time gave me lots of trouble. Another possibility is that he just answers with a different city each time he’s asked. Maybe he’s from Cincinatti 😭 Ohio

Four is so weird. He’s Canadian (ily Canadians). I think he’d be from Montreal but has zero accent. He’s fluent in French.

pls feel free to argue with me or offer your own thoughts

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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say most of the chain just chugs healing potions as a rule of thumb

Wind would probably chug soup as well as potions

team medic headcanon

I’ve seen some back and forth over whether Warriors or Hyrule would be the group medic/healer and while I understand the arguments on each side, realistically I think all the links would be medically adept, but that’s not what I’m here to talk about

I think a funnier take would be that both Hyrule and Wars are both good healers, but Hyrule is good in the medieval witch kind of way with poultices, magic, and natural remedies while Wars is good in the American Civil War way

And this is funnier with the assumption that the others in the chain come from more medically advanced eras but never retained medical knowledge or skill

example: Wild gets a really bad infected bite and goes to Hyrule who starts rubbing dirt into it so he switches and tries to go to Wars who immediately is like: 😬 we might have to amputate. And he’s dead serious. Poor Wild is like: “I’m not a doctor but i know this can’t be right 😭”

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…Ghosts u.s. version and Balders gate dark alliance 2…

basically DnD but with a Viking, a sarcastic little shit, a Y2K finance bro, a bootlegging jazz singer, a hippee, discount Alexander Hamilton, an adult boy scout, and a cocaine addict.

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Honestly the last two god of war games… the dialogue, the story, the pacing, the characters… it’s amazing. Ten outta ten have devoured and will eat again

My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.

What is your #1 video game recommendation

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I tried to make latkes one time. Took me like three hours 😭 they were delicious

Sorry about ur potato disaster(s)

cooking side quest became cooking saga tonight. head in hands

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Writing a fic rn about Thor right, and he’s talking in Lenape to Sass, (pre colonization) but I’m struggling as to how far to go w/ the grammar.

Like, I did some math, and he’s spent roughly 420 years learning/speaking English. But after you learn a second language, and it starts changing again, I think he’d give up on the correct grammar when he gets the point across. Would he speak with better grammar? The same? Worse, since Lenape has no roots to English?

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Consume them. Lovely artstyle would crunch

10/10

Ghosts cbs fanart!!! Part 2 here

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Sass is so overlooked I swear

Like he’s such a great character, being so old but the best adjusted and most in the loop on current events and slang

We need more Sam and Sas duo scenes

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Ohhhh I get you

Yeah, GxK is a totally different vibe, I love when concepts get thrown around and have completely different takes on the same character!! Its rlly interesting

Guys… I can’t with Hollywood rn

Never been into Godzilla movies before, like the big lizard is breaking things what do I care

Then I saw Godzilla minus one. HOLY FUCKING BALLS. I’m crying. I’m thinking about it days after watching. I’m screaming, throwing up, dying. So fucking good. Heavy scenes, great character development, grief and guilt. Post war trauma.

Then I saw Godzilla x Kong. If you like it, that’s fantastic n I’m not here to fight. That being said, it didn’t live up to minus one. The characters were okay, kinda forgettable. Loopholes are forgivable, but the fights just felt boring. Maybe it’s cuz I’m not a Godzilla fan, but the cgi wasn’t hitting. Or it was the stark contrast between an emotional, complex, and great film vs one with 9 times the budget (you heard that right), that I liked less.

I’m not trying to boo Godzilla x Kong. It served its purpose as a big, silly, cgi monster fight. But you should go watch Godzilla minus one. The entire movie was just embarrassing for Hollywood, bc it was amazing despite a relatively measly budget compared to the blockbusters.