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I- stop calling me out.

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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

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Me

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arabic poetry is so beautifully yet painfully romantic, i mean “they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life" and “because my love for you is higher than words, i've decided to fall silent" could have got jane austen crying and shaking

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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you should be able to inject food dye into your balls in order to make the pee come out different fun colors

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sleepy is such a cute word YES I am sleepy. exactly 

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

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Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”