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even as a boy crazy kid i was never into boy bands because from an early age i was like What would i even do if i fell in love with a famous band guy who’s performing songs on the daily about some other person from before. i would bite i can’t help it

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i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

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Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

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stop what you’re doing and watch this

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Too good

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A North Vietnamese Army officer laughs at the peace symbol necklace of a captured American soldier, 1973

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new daily comic strip i invented about what it’s like being married to Betty Boop Vriska Serket

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As a straight girl I am tired of yuri fangirls and fanboys seeing the characters in Madoka Magica as anything more than best friends. Me and my best straight girl friends all like to hold hands and bump booties and ride tea cups and make out all night long. I’m not a lesbian.

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

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Sumire Kudo - Female, 2022 - Oil on canvas