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I started doing the thing again. No idea why I stopped. Here's some little something from my Garlic boi.

Last Words

The night had been eventful to be sure when the man finally made his rest, sleep came quickly but with sleep came the nightmares.

Zax found himself in that familiar field, on the frontlines where he was destined to go as he stood huddled in a trench.  “Zaxura kir Bellus.” came the commanders voice, one that echoed in his mind since that day. “Yes sir.” He stated as he saluted. “You asked the wrong things.” The commander retorted. “Too many people pry into what they shouldn’t.” Zax was taken aback, unsure of what the commander meant. “Sir?” he posed the question, worried suddenly.

“Before this ends you should know. I did like you, but orders are orders. Your line ends with you and you have been reported as killed in action.”

Zax’s eyes widened before he could act a cold wet of blood ran down his chest as he crumpled. 

“Oh, and don’t bother trying to survive, she’s dead. They are both dead.” The commander said before suddenly the commander was gone, Zax slowly exhaled, what he thought was his last breath as he caved. They were gone, but at least he’d be joining them in whatever adventure awaited across the veil, if there even was such a thing. Slowly his vision went dark, and darker and darker. Zax startled awake at the dream, looking around the now empty room that he lay, a single tear fell from his cheek as he sat there, naked in the dark.

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this year I’m going to be sexier eviler and more bi

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It’s that time of year again...

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Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

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can this please get a reblog if you believe rp ships don't have an expiration date?

like unless there was some fall out that happened along the way. and whether it’s been a long or short while since our ship interacted and/or since we as muns have spoken/plotted something about it, you’d still be cool with starting that ship over or perhaps picking up where they left off ??

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The Black Powdered Master

The Basics ––– –

NAME: Renard Larson

AGE: 40

BIRTHDAY: May 12th

RACE: Kul Tiran

GENDER: Male

SEXUALITY: Straight

MARITAL STATUS: Single

Physical Appearance ––– –

HAIR: Black

EYES: Green

HEIGHT: 5′ 11″

BUILD: Well toned

DISTINGUISHING MARKS:  Several tattoos across arms and torso

COMMON ACCESSORIES:  Black Ox Sash on waist

Personal ––– –

PROFESSION: Cannon Maker, Monk Mentor

HOBBIES: Drinking, making beer, tinkering, drinking

LANGUAGES: Common, Thalassian, Darnassian, Dwarven, Pandaren

RESIDENCE: Nomad

BIRTHPLACE: Boralus

RELIGION: None

PATRON DEITY: None

FEARS:  Losing someone close to him, being alone

Relationships ––– -

SPOUSE: Single

Children: None.

PARENTS:  Unknown/Forgotten 

SIBLINGS: None

OTHER RELATIVES:  [ If interested in being related shoot me a message]

ACQUAINTANCES/FRIENDS:  Ezibard Zayn

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#love

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YES ok this. Yes

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TOP 50 FREELA MOMENTS (as voted by my followers)

↳ #22. you’ll always be leela, the woman i love.

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🌈Favorite color? 🍴 Favorite food? ☕ Favorite drink? - Rylane

Favorite color is Green, and Black like my soul.

Favorite food has to be the ever solid mashed potatoes.

Favorite drink is a Jack and Coke (or whickey/coke) for non alcoholic I'd have to say Mellow Yellow/Mountain Dew/Sundrop.

Thanks for the ask @runrunrylane

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Favorites of the Mun

Send one to ask the mun…

📇 Favorite part of RPing? ⏰ Favorite time of day? 🎮 Favorite game? 🎶Favorite song? 🌈Favorite color? 🐾Favorite animal? 🍴 Favorite food? ⛅ Favorite weather? 🌎 Favorite place? 📚 Favorite subject in school? 🎭 Favorite character? 📼 Favorite movie? 📗 Favorite book? 🌹 Favorite flower? ☕ Favorite drink? 🎻 Favorite instrument? 📆 Favorite holiday? 💎 Favorite gemstone? 🐲 Favorite mythical creature? 👣 Favorite mode of transportation? 💘 Favorite ship (that doesn’t involve your muse)?   

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Hello, i’m so sorry to post this here, it’s wildly OOC but very important

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10218934567417796&set=a.1707438368409&type=3&theater

My little sister ran away from home this morning and has been missing ever since. We’ve exhausted every avenue we have available to us and so I’m using every platform I can to bring my sister home safely. The area she lived in is very dangerous and has been a hot spot for sex trafficking activity. She was last seen with a small black backpack, blue/black pants and pink and white checkered high top vans. Unfortunately the last person that saw her couldn’t remember what her shirt looked like. She’s short and has a thin frame. she has thin blonde hair that’s usually straightened or tied up, she has blue eyes and has a lot of acne on her forehead/cheek areas. If you live in Southern California or know anyone that does, please please share this with them or keep an eye out for her. My mom, sisters and I are all very devastated and just want to bring my little sister home. Thank you for your time and bless you.

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If I were to describe myself in two sentences

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to all of us who get excited to do things with our ocs but never end up doing anything

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character relationships and giving your RP partner a chance.

It’s really sad when people think just because you see the potential for a romantic/sexual ship between your characters that it’s all you want from them. I only wanna write things we’re both interested in, I’m not interested in forcing anything on you. Just because I’d be happy to ship with you doesn’t mean if you’re not interested that I won’t still want to write with you? That’s just one idea, there are always so many other kinds of dynamics we could pursue between our muses. Romantic/sexual ships are not everything.

I never want you to be untrue to your character and their feelings for my ‘benefit’.

I will never be untrue to my character and their feelings for your ‘benefit’.

If you’re not comfortable with the plot, I don’t want to do the plot.

The exciting part of roleplaying is writing complex relationships with all of you! I’m interested in your character because of their feelings and opinions, not in spite of them. I love when characters disagree, I love unrequited feelings, I love when two characters loathe each other, I love to explore realistic relationships with individual flaws and strengths based off of our muses’ personalities and histories. I’m never expecting your muse to respond to mine in a specific way, I live to be surprised by other people’s characters, and I would hope my RP partners feel the same way about mine! That’s what collaborative writing is all about.

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If you roleplay a ship with me,

You will get— Adequate ship building time. Realistic obstacles for them to overcome. Sweet fluff. Sexy smut. (if you want) As much action as I can mange. Tons of angst. Possibly random drabbles. Occasional gif/photo sets, or manips. @ tagged in all kinds of things. Headcanons about anything and everything. Completely sick of my ass.