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Still headed to BWW tomorrow morning. Gettin' crunk at 10am. Should be a terrible day unless Heidi is there.
LOL I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for football next Sunday with my buddy, Moose. If Heidi is there I will SCREAM.
And, tbh, that skit is exactly how BWW is on NFL Sunday.
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Was that one of the better Weekend Updates in a while or have I had too much rum tonight?
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"Ohh, found a couple acorns!"
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🎵 "Have fun in central booking!" 🎵
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This snitch skit is literally my local NextDoor feed.
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Love Kyle Mooney!
Y2K, the new movie he directed looks very interesting and fun.
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Never heard of this Mk.gee kid, but I liked both songs he performed and he reminds me of Andy Samberg's "Liam (the teenager who just woke up)" character from Weekend Update.
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VIOLA COOCHIE
Kenan had me crying during that entire Weekend Update appearance. Holy shit.
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100% would buy a Snake Skin album.
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LOL I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for football next Sunday with my buddy, Moose. If Heidi is there I will SCREAM.
And, tbh, that skit is exactly how BWW is on NFL Sunday.
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"Jacked Snoopy wearin' a red speedo. He's got a decent bulge."
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Still relevant.
Wishful thinking.
#Black Phillip#Black Phillip 2024#Black Phillip For President#2024 Election#Election 2024#The Witch#Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously#Live Deliciously
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"Stinky flappin' naturals" – Heidi Gardner as Reba McEntire
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I got a last minute call from some old friends who were coming through town so I went out to dinner with them because I haven't seen them in a while.
But I missed the first hour of tonight's episode so I just started my recording.
Do I have any good Heidi skits to look forward to?
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I don't know much Billie Eilish music, but I like this song a lot more than the earlier one she performed. It's really good.
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"Why did you lick your lips, Colin??!?"
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HAHAHA GET WREKT COLIN!
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