misterelguapo
misterelguapo
MISTER EL GUAPO
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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Can't believe that "little red glasses" skit left out legendary daytime talk show host, Sally Jessy Raphael.
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For shame, SNL.
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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They should have had Dismukes run out in a mouse suit like a bulked up Pip to lift Gaga off the floor.
Pip has been workin' out since earlier in the episode.
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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@jonbutter JORBS
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My new favorite character on SNL debuted last week.
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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One of my favorite SNL WU characters ever!!!
oh wow a Friendly's, is this the one that Riblet works at
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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Still screaming about the LABIA PUFFS / HONEY SMACKS cereal joke
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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Cookie Monster: "I'm not gay, but twenty bucks (cookies) is twenty bucks (cookies)."
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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I was so sick all day and night on Thursday and most of Friday so I was worried I'd still be puking tonight.
But I feel pretty good so I can actually enjoy SNL with you fine folk! 🙂
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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🎶"Bitch, you look wonderful tonight"🎶
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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Hell yeah, Pip!!
Fuck off, Brad.
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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I'll fight Brad right now. Be nice to Pip, you fucker.
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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Y'all mothafuckas should have never let me have easy access to rum and a keyboard.
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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The question has been asked so many times, but I've never seen a definitive, concise answer and I AM ANGRY!
The question, once again, is "Where da hos at?"
And I demand clarity on this.
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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Don't mention pickleball near me. If I hear you mention pickleball, we are fighting.
For real fighting. Fisticuffs. Booping you right in the nose. A real good boop.
Tired of hearing about that pickleball shit.
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, Tatertot Macarena.
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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There is a lot of Heidi tonight and I am SCREAMING! I don't think I've ever had a bigger crush on a stranger in my life. 😍❤️😍❤️
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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"MODERATE TO SEVERE ITALIAN WIFE"
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misterelguapo · 19 days ago
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ATTN: Shane Gillis
RE: STEP AWAY FROM HEIDI I WILL BEAT YOU SENSELESS
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