misterelguapo
MISTER EL GUAPO
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misterelguapo · 5 days ago
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Never heard of this Mk.gee kid, but I liked both songs he performed and he reminds me of Andy Samberg's "Liam (the teenager who just woke up)" character from Weekend Update.
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misterelguapo · 5 days ago
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VIOLA COOCHIE
Kenan had me crying during that entire Weekend Update appearance. Holy shit.
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misterelguapo · 5 days ago
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100% would buy a Snake Skin album.
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misterelguapo · 5 days ago
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LOL I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for football next Sunday with my buddy, Moose. If Heidi is there I will SCREAM.
And, tbh, that skit is exactly how BWW is on NFL Sunday.
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misterelguapo · 5 days ago
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"Jacked Snoopy wearin' a red speedo. He's got a decent bulge."
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misterelguapo · 9 days ago
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Still relevant.
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Wishful thinking.
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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"Stinky flappin' naturals" – Heidi Gardner as Reba McEntire
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misterelguapo · 12 days ago
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I got a last minute call from some old friends who were coming through town so I went out to dinner with them because I haven't seen them in a while.
But I missed the first hour of tonight's episode so I just started my recording.
Do I have any good Heidi skits to look forward to?
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misterelguapo · 26 days ago
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I don't know much Billie Eilish music, but I like this song a lot more than the earlier one she performed. It's really good.
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misterelguapo · 26 days ago
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"Why did you lick your lips, Colin??!?"
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misterelguapo · 26 days ago
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HAHAHA GET WREKT COLIN!
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misterelguapo · 26 days ago
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So, back to that cookie skit…
I took a sip of my rum & coke a split second before Michael Keaton pulled out the second cookie, almost choked, and spit rum & coke all over my bed.
I thought that only happened on tv shows, but now it's happened to me.
I finally feel alive.
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misterelguapo · 26 days ago
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"Squishy is delishy"
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misterelguapo · 1 month ago
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🎵 there were drains in the living room🎵
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misterelguapo · 1 month ago
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This guy needs to be vetted by the SNL Tumblr squad. He better not even.
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Super fun episode! May or may not watch next week’s episode in real time due to maybe possibly hanging out with a guy 😲 But see y’all next time!
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misterelguapo · 1 month ago
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I feel like this football team's biggest issue is that they only have eight players.
Hard to win.
Maybe if you believe in yourself and try your best, but you guys are screwed.
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misterelguapo · 1 month ago
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"Make a wish and prepare for some high grade fish"
SUSHI GLORY HOLE
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