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Nice of Hozier to emerge from his years long slumber in the bog to do a couple SNL sets.
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They did a bit about Luigi Mangione on Weekend Update and I remembered something I posted…
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I drank a bit too much rum earlier so I missed most this episode, but I randomly had an energy burst right when the Weekend Update joke swap started and I AM SCREAMING!
Get wrekt Colin.
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"I told you we are going to watch 'My longest yeah boy ever' and then you can leave."
(LOL I forgot I made this like two years ago and never posted it)
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Welcome to my TED Talk. Thank you all so much for being here.
Today I'd like to present my theory that the decline of our society is directly related to the decline of women wearing Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur after "Low" by Flo Rida (featuring T-Pain) dropped off of the Hot 100 chart in June of 2008.
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Probably the best movie review I ever posted on the Letterboxd app.
My magnum opus.
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I'm mad at Instagram because it no longer shows exactly how many posts a tag has.
That means on Thanksgiving I can't accurately tell you guys how many posts are tagged "twerksgiving" like I used to do (apparently I abandoned my tradition of doing so back in 2016?).
Anyway, there's still a shitload of posts tagged "twerksgiving" on Instagram. Bless.
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Still headed to BWW tomorrow morning. Gettin' crunk at 10am. Should be a terrible day unless Heidi is there.
LOL I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for football next Sunday with my buddy, Moose. If Heidi is there I will SCREAM.
And, tbh, that skit is exactly how BWW is on NFL Sunday.
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Was that one of the better Weekend Updates in a while or have I had too much rum tonight?
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"Ohh, found a couple acorns!"
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🎵 "Have fun in central booking!" 🎵
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This snitch skit is literally my local NextDoor feed.
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Love Kyle Mooney!
Y2K, the new movie he directed looks very interesting and fun.
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Never heard of this Mk.gee kid, but I liked both songs he performed and he reminds me of Andy Samberg's "Liam (the teenager who just woke up)" character from Weekend Update.
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VIOLA COOCHIE
Kenan had me crying during that entire Weekend Update appearance. Holy shit.
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