mj. mostly into Chinese language bl dramas rn. neck deep in problematic pairings. they/them.
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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.
You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???
Kendrick Lamar.
The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.
Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.
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SERENA WILLIAMS during Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show at Super Bowl LIX
#y'all i was so diatracted by her titties and hot fit i didnt really that was her#at the end i was like but where was serena??#🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Concept: a separate name for while you're travelling. You only use it during a trip or while in a train/plane/bus etc.
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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GOT7 Bambam's bisexual awakening caused by a pretty foxboy being so intense that even renown bl actor and singer Jeff Satur got concerned
#i need fic of this asap#like if hu yetao was down#i bet bambam would take him to his hotel for a lil experimenting
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look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.
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