missmaryamorstan
Oh, Just a Day in the Life
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Hello, there. I’m Mary Morstan. Practicing nurse, pianist, cat lover, ex-CIA operative, with a quick mind and a good shot. Have a problem? Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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She looked down at the skull on the floor. Really hope that wasn’t real, she thought. She looked back up at Sherlock’s sad expression. “Oh, it’s okay, love, I’m sure we can fix it somehow. You must have some sort of adhesive in the kitchen, right?” Her guilt had made her determined.
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"I think it's broken."
"You broke Henry?" Sherlock referred to the skull he had left on the mantel piece. He had put it back up after John moved in with Mary. He hoped it would last longer with John out of the house but now it seemed not.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Send me one and see how my muse reacts.
"I can’t do this anymore." “It’s time to choose.” “I’m bad for you.” “You’re bad for me.” “You could have died!” “You’re an idiot.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “They’re coming.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I think it’s broken.” “It’s so beautiful.”
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don’t know anyone on Earth who doesn’t, but I do find it funny.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Wow, this movie is taking forever to load. Why is it so slow tonight?
MUN: I do not know. 
I mean, it's usually faster.
MUN: I'll bet it's 'cause of all the giant robots.
Yeah, probably.
MUN: They just take up so much power.
Run the system down. It's hopeless. We'll just have to wait for the robots to get their shit together.
I'll bet it's Gypsy Danger. He must really dislike his name. He's probably just screwing with everyone.
MUN: ...I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear any inappropriate puns in that phrase....
*smacks shoulder* Oh my God! Go get you're soda!
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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I'm going to be here all night, so feel free to stop by for a chat.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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✄���Pet Peeve headcanon
Oh, I’m so sorry, what did you say? 
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Sorry, I couldn’t hear you. I was listening to the Pacific Rim soundtrack. It’s really loud. I’m so sorry.
My pet peeve? Oh, wow, there ya go! Yeah, I can’t stand it when I’m talking to somebody and they have their headphones on. Just take the headphones off so I don’t have to keep repeating myself! It drives me crazy. And it’s just common courtesy, you know?
I’m so so sorry I did that just know, please forgive me. I know how annoying it can be.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂;meme for a FOOD headcanon.
Headcanons
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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MUN wants a soda, but she doesn't have any ones.
Oh, dear. 
How hard your lot must be, dear. 
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MUN: Stop it, the thirst is real!
Then ask someone to break it up for you! Stop being such a chicken, gosh. 
MUN: Well, you're moody today.
You got a total of three and a half hours of sleep. That means I got a total of there and a half hours of sleep. What do you expect?
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Next time, do your homework before going on tumblr. And don't lie about it, 'cause I know. I know.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Found these.  The first one was new to me.  I think it’s from Harrow??  
But.  Look at his sweet face and curly hair *clutches chest*
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Reblog if I can come into your inbox and start a conversation in character.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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Nothing like a good soundtrack to make you feel like you could kick some ass and take over the globe with your bare hands--and maybe a pistol, you know, just in case.
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missmaryamorstan · 11 years ago
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to anyone who messages me:
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