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from the things i am seeing on my dashboard it sort of sounds like the people in charge of videogames have fully become insane?
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why are you all watching xbox e3 press conference none of you own an xbox nobody owns an xbox
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Ten pictures from last year. Personally I had a great year here in Värmland, Sweden, but I fear for the future of our world. I hope 2018 will be the year we learn to show compassion. Toward animals, toward nature, toward each other. Thank you fellow Tumblr users for your amazing pictures, artwork, thoughts. Happy New Year! Gott Nytt År!
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my boy benny be goood
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I LITERALLY just refilled my drink Im so mad
SABOTAGE I’m FUCKED
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Three sips for camera effects the audience can't see!
Eurovision drinking game
Take 1 sip if:
You see a cleavage (one for each in frame)
A song is in the artist’s native language
The number features ugly or a bad choice of clothing
The artist is alone on stage for the duration of the number
THE PITCH RAISE
Singer takes a false note
Whenever the number get’s so embarrassing you need to drown your sorrows
When you have to admit you actually like the song
Country gives a high score to a neighbouring country Take 3 sips if:
The song starts out with a lone, solo piano
It’s another b a l l a d
Someone looks into the wrong camera
A sad violin suddenly cuts into the second verse
d-d-drop the base
There’s an awkward pause during hosting (double after a bad joke that didn’t land properly)
Singer attempts to get the audience to sing with them
When the host interrupts someone in greenroom
That sudden wtf-moment
Empty your entire goddamn drink if:
Saboteur jumps up on stage
Song is interrupted due to technical issues
Australia wins
Will add stuff as we come up with it, feel free to add stuff too!
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Eurovision drinking game
Take 1 sip if:
You see a cleavage (one for each in frame)
A song is in the artist’s native language
The number features ugly or a bad choice of clothing
The artist is alone on stage for the duration of the number
THE PITCH RAISE
Singer takes a false note
Whenever the number get’s so embarrassing you need to drown your sorrows
When you have to admit you actually like the song
Country gives a high score to a neighbouring country Take 3 sips if:
The song starts out with a lone, solo piano
It’s another b a l l a d
Someone looks into the wrong camera
A sad violin suddenly cuts into the second verse
d-d-drop the base
There’s an awkward pause during hosting (double after a bad joke that didn’t land properly)
Singer attempts to get the audience to sing with them
When the host interrupts someone in greenroom
That sudden wtf-moment
Empty your entire goddamn drink if:
Saboteur jumps up on stage
Song is interrupted due to technical issues
Australia wins
Will add stuff as we come up with it, feel free to add stuff too!
#eurovision#eurovision 2018#esc portugal#esc#drinking game#alcohol mention#alcohol#looking to get wasted with the bf tonight lads#also long time no see
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i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey
#also hickeys are so embarrassing like oh it's all fun and games until you gotta go to work looking like a teenager#a rly bad hickey sticks around for better part of a week and most adults don't want a single#let alone SEVERAL covering your neck for that time#worth considering if you want to write adult characters
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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks
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“I want to give people social and financial empowerment, so eventually people who want to come out won’t be affected. They will have their own social security system. It won’t make a difference if they are disinherited.” His name is Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil.
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new years resolution? more like new years REVOLUTION *overthrows government*
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So hi I'm still alive and stuff, just very busy with making video games which is apparently my life now I guess??
Like I spent a summer animating stuff and now I have an imdb page which is fucking surreal but yeah
I'm basically writing this to remind myself that I need to update stuff here again once I've moved cause I have 0 social media presence at the moment and I need to start interacting with people again before I turn into a fucking neanderthal
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