misshoneysplayhouse

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Shoutout to Kurama: the demon one, the human one, the fighting one. I see Kurama with red or white hair, and I start acting like a damn dog

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And when do we get the surprise? It's Pride month I NEED hange to ruin me ASAP 😭

that’s exactly why i’m coming out with a nastier version✨

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Do you have the old hange Story saved/uploaded somewhere? I was on the Last chapter before you deleted it. I'm sorry 😭

I got a little surprise for you all🤫🤫

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the world needs more Shinmon Benimaru fics

he’s so pretty

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Pretty — Connie Drabble

warning: head

a/n: artist credit!!

Connie was by far the sweetest boy you had ever dated. Trying his hardest to please you at every turn, even before you got together, he wooed you completely.

He took you to expensive restaurants and bought you many gifts. But most importantly he talked to you and make you feel like you were more than just a woman but, a person. He liked to rub your feet and he always pampered you with dozens of kisses. The amount of efforts he went to, to make sure you felt loved and beautiful was almost too much.

But, he wouldn’t let you suck him off.

It was the only thing you could complain about. You almost wanted to beg for it. “You know how many people in your position would be dying for these lips?” You asked, resting your pretty little head against his chest.

“You’re too pretty for that baby. I—” You rocked your hips against his. “Stop that. It’s not like I haven’t thought about it… but…”

“I can be slutty, Connie, really.” He only saw you as a princess. A perfect pillow princess, he couldn’t ask you to ruin your knees or even to get on the floor in your silky short pink frilly nightgown. He couldn’t ruin you or that pretty mouth.

“I know baby but I… just can’t see you like that. I don’t need head as long as I can get inside this sweet pussy, I’ll be okay. Matter of fact, as long as I can eat this pussy I-”

“Nuh uh. I can’t give you head then you most definitely won’t be giving me anymore.”

“Cmon baby—“

“No I’m serious Con, you’re always giving me head. I just want you so bad… please?”

Your knees were already sore and hurting just from sitting on the floor and he was sweet enough to offer you a plush pink pillow that eased your pain. He helped you tie your hair up and spread his legs wide enough so that you can fit between them.

“Watch me, okay?” You blew a bit on his achy tip. Watching it twitch in the air, trailing your lips up and down the pulsing veins. His dick was two toned of a medium brown tip and dark brown length, it was very mouth watering.

His eyes stayed on yours and you watched him as well as you took him between your lips. His teeth biting down on his bottom lip, hard. “Oh—!” You sucked and took as much as you could, feeling his hand over your hair. “Shit.” He muttered, his hips jerking slightly.

Swallowing around him and completing wetting the insides of your mouth you shook your head against his length and pulled off. Precum and spit connecting your mouth and his dick before you swirled your tongue on his tip, lolling it with your eyes on his. You have a few kisses to his length before putting it back into your mouth, focusing only on the tip… pulling it in and out, moaning over it while you looked at him.

His eyes were wild and fiery and his hand clenched against the expensive sheets before he jerked up multiple times, grabbing your head and pushing you forward until you were face to face with his pelvic bone, shaking.

“Fuck, take me… take it all…” His hips stuttering and his balls slapping against your chin as he looked down on you, your eyes filled with pretty tears. He rolled his hips and caressed your jaw.

“Ohhhh.” His moans filled the room and he stroked himself before painting your face with cum, splattering over and he watched your tongue dart out for a taste.

“I think I just made you prettier.” He sighs, falling back in the bed on shaky legs.

You giggled and whispered, “You sure did daddy, now come make my pussy pretty too, yeah?”

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let’s go

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it feels so good to get out of writers funk/depression 😭 Connie’s birthday is coming up and i got something special for him😩 it may be a self insert

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Why did you delete the Wattpad Story?😭😭😭

i'm rewriting the entireeeee story, and I didn't want my new readers to get confused if I just kept everything up there changing the story as i go, so i took it down all together XD

but don't worry the first two chapters should be up soon!!! I might post Human Anatomy up here, I do't think i've introduced that story over hereee

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OMGGG😦

connie with designs dyed into his buzz cut my pussy is DRIPPING!!!!!! ⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️

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Connie as your boyfriend nsfw hcs !

Connie springer x fem!reader

warnings: smut! lowkey toxic

- He loves calling you mamas, baby, princess

- this man’s love language is physical touch. He is SO handsy. You’re a passenger princess? His hand needs to be on your thigh. Your walking next to him? His hand needs to be on your ass, until you scold him and move his hand to your upper back, then he moves it right back down to your ass LMAOO

Following that up with he loves to piss you off. He loves your attitude and everytime y’all “break up” you come back because he’s truly the only one who can handle you.

you’re currently in the passenger side, Connie driving. Your turned towards the window not even looking his way. He notices this, “what’s wrong, mamas? Hm?” He says in a raspy tone. You roll your eyes, scoffing. He smirks before shaking his head. He puts his hand on your thigh, “you’ve had an attitude all day, you want some dick? Is that why you’ve been so mean?” He says, shit eating grin on his face. “con stfu” you say irritated.

Well after him pulling into an empty parkinglot and rearranging your guts, turns out it was what you needed.

He’s SO possessive. You posted a boomerang with a guy in the back, which didn’t go unnoticed by connie. 20 minutes later, you check your phone.

(20) missed calls from Stink stink 💓

stink stink 💓: u think ur funny??

stink stink 💓: yo where tf r u

stink stink 💓: acting like I won’t pull up 🤣

stink stink 💓: Ight bet

stink stink 💓: watch.

Before you can call him back you look up and it’s him. Connie’s ready to fight your COUSIN. He makes it up to you afterwards.

“ ‘m sorry princess” he says, you’re currently on your back with him between your legs. He sucks on your bud and pushes his face down. “con..” you moan out. He picks up his pace before spitting down on your core before bringing his face back down, he brings his two fingers to your entrance before thrusting them inside. Bud inside his mouth, you whine. “you gonna cum on my face? Yeah?”

loves doggy and missionary.

sucks on your tits any chance he gets.

connie is currently laying on your chest in bed, watching a movie. You’re rubbing his back. All of a sudden he pulls your tank top down and just latches his mouth onto your nipple, still watching the movie. You gasp at the sudden warm feeling, “con w-what are you doing” you manage to get out. “Nothing, just watch the movie” he says, bringing your boob back into his mouth, sucking and swirling his tongue around.

you absolutely cannot wear a tube top around him because any chance he gets to pull it down, he’s going to.

“c’mere mamas” he says with a smirk, you’ve been avoiding him since you got dressed. “Con no, we gotta leave soon you’re not getting them” you say, shocked you have to say this to a grown man. He immediately has an attitude. When y’all get to the party he’s pissed still 😭 acting grouchy until you pull him to the side and whisper “meet me in the bathroom”. Needless to say when y’all come out he’s back to his cheerful self.

THIS MAN IS SO CLINGYYYY. He’s always following you around like a puppy. If you say you’re going to shower he’s showering too. Taking a nap? He is too. He’s up your ass 24/7.

as much as you boss him around, he’s in charge. It takes a lot to piss him off but when you do, you know you’re in trouble. When he gives you that look you know to get your act together QUICK.

“ ‘m sorry con- I’m sorry.” You cry out. You were currently bent over his lap. He lets out an airy laugh, “nah, you’re not. But you will be” he says in a low tone before slapping your ass again. Tears roll down your cheeks. Another jolt to your bottom has you whining and rambling “I’m sorrys” and “I won’t do it again”. He does this until you’re a mess, then he eats you out in the end, he can’t leave his baby with nothing, as much as you deserve a full punishment.

He’s so messy when it comes to making out!! Tongue down your throat, spit everywhere, rubbing your ass. A true gentleman!!

stink stink 💓: wyd?

Out with the girls rn :you

stink stink 💓: I wanna eat you out, send loc im finna pick you up.

Y’all fight a lot, you accuse him of cheating and he’s like ?????

“mamas I literally worship the ground you walk on” he says, rubbing his temples. You laugh at this,“If that was true you’d stop talking to Mikasa” you say, hands on your hips. “Ight then you stop talking to eren” he says, this goes on for hours. Y’all go to bed angry until you’re rubbing up on him at 3AM. Lorddd

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oh yall thought I forgot about Isayama blessing us with Eren in the new ODM gear???? DID ANYBODY NOTICE THE FORMMM?? Mikasa and Eren would have to make fucking room, do yall know how unstoppable of a force they would be?? but back to the matter at hand...

ERENS BUN IN THE BACK ASCENDED ME, like i broke this drawing downnnnnn, just pictured Eren swinging around with that smirk on his face shooting mfs down, mikasa i understand...

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Idk if its just me rewatching all of the step up movies but Connie is Moose and Moose is Connie...I said what I said..

You can not tell me Connie doesn't dance in the mirror while he's alone, I always pictured him like a you tube dance choreographer or kinda like the group Ayo & Teo

he definitely gives off You Got Served, Stomp the Yard kinda vibe....KINDA LIKE OMARION OMG or Chris Brown

but no, watching the rain dance again has got my mind STUCKKK on Connie, him drenched in the rain, sweating and panting his heart out but imagine dancing in the rain with him guiding you along with his hands glued to your hips..

yall know this boy is a FLIRT too, anytime the tension in the routine gets heavy and thick, a smirk paints over his face and his canine tooth shows as he bites his lip, pushing you closer to him while is hand runs down to the small of your back.

just imagine him teaching you the choreography...bitch...I'm what???

PREGNANT!

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i 100% agree, connie is a girl dad but this is so cute🥹

glad you asked because I have a lot of scenarios with no initiative to write it!! babydaddy!connie at your guy’s (is this correctly said idk wtv) son’s 5th-6th birthday (pushing the connie boydad agenda!!) and theres just a lot of fluffy flirting, looks back and forth, cheesing, and a bunch of other shit going on and everybody instigating and egging it on too. 😭😭

i personally think connie’s a girl dad but that may jus be me chile. if connie does end up having a boy, chances are you guys wouldn’t be together at the exact moment. you were always on and off, but at this point you and him were focusing on totally being better parents to your son, constance (connie wanted you to name him after his full name because he hardly uses it himself).

for constance’s fifth birthday, he had a complete DC themed party. much to connie’s dismay, he scoffed at the party planners setting up the huge justice league balloons, all paid by him of course. “why couldn’t he choose marvel? dc is ass.”

“not too much,” you glared at him through your shades. “don’t be mad my son has taste.” you ans connie had an ongoing debate on which company was better (clearly DC) since kids, and even as adult parents, you still weren’t letting up.

connie sucks his teeth as he helps you set up another table by the pool. “shit taste just like his mama.”

your mouth curves upward as you eyed him. “yeah well she chose you, didn’t she?”

connie looks at you in shock before poking the inside of his mouth with his tongue. he opens his mouth to speak but is interrupted by his son running up to him. “daddy daddy!” constance screamed, his small friends following beside him. “we want to get in the pool, can we?”

“as mommy bud.” connie smiled over at you. you playfully glared at him. he always made you the villain in this shit.

but it was baby connie’s birthday, so you decided to let him slide for the day. “alright, but make sure that everyone has swim clothes.”

“you’re getting soft,” connie teased, wrapping his arm around your neck and pulling you into him. there, you got a strong whiff of his cologne that he’d worn since he was fourteen. the same one you loved.

“shut up,” you blushed, resting your hand on his chest. “our baby’s getting so big.” your mouth can’t help but turn into a slight frown as you watch baby connie instruct his friends what to do as they lined up for the kiddie pool.

“i know,” connie sighs, hugging you tighter as his eyes matched yours. “want another?”

“not right now,” you mumble with a shake of your head. the fact that you and connie weren’t even together at the moment never ran through your head as you uttered out your response. but you knew that you wouldn’t want to have any other kids if it wasn’t with him.

connie looks over his tattooed arm and smiles down at you. “you look good as fuck today. you tryna impress someone?”

the wind blew bravely on the bikini set you adorned, hugging all your curves in the right place. of course you wanted to avoid the issue of last time where all of baby connie’s friends couldn’t help but tell him ‘your mom has a really big butt’ so you did keep it ‘kiddy’ appropriate this time.

kids got on your damn nerves.

you shake your head as a joke comes to you. with a smile, you say, “nah, my man jesus.”

connie loosens his grip on you to look at you. “oh really?” he teases. suddenly, he leans his face closer to yours, lips just inches away from yours. “don’t think your man would approve of your outfit, mama.”

your brown cheeks burn a bright blush as you can’t help but smile big. “don’t be stupid.”

connie gives you low lidded eyes as you watched your son again. “‘m not. i for one love it though. i’ll even help you get out of it later tonight.”

at this point, you can’t help but mirror his previous actions and lean your face into his as you lightly stand on the tips of your toes. “after bed time you say?”

connie scoffs. “oh way after bedtime. after hours.”

you can’t help but bite your lip and tease, “yeah?” you two are so close, you end up sharing a passionate kiss, one so heated that you nearly drop the pool towel in your hands. you’re interrupted by the sounds of both your mamas and uncles letting out loud hollers.

they always loved you together.

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bro, I had an anon ask and i was high asf and deleted it like a dumbass, i'm high rn but i remembered what they asked so WHOEVER YOU ARE THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS teehee, I've been having Hange brainrot and you just put my ovulating ass into heat... so let me set the scene if you will..

Focus| h.zoe

The digital clock sitting on top of your nightstand flashed 5:00 exactly which was usually when Hange would get off work either super eager to tell you what went on during their day or nearly irritated to death with failed experiments and copious amount of paperwork. But today was slightly different.

You found yourself in the bathroom mirror finishing up from your shower, wearing one of their huge shirts, no bra and some lounge shorts. You had music lowly playing in the background from your speaker so you were in your own world.

You didn't even notice them standing in the doorway watching your every move, admiring every inch of your body and laughing to themselves as you sang to yourself.

"Is this what you've been doing all day?" They finally spoke up with a grin.

You jump a bit from being startled, jumping back while giggling to yourself.

"I can't have a day off without you stalking me huh?" You smiled, walking up to them for a kiss, and another, and then another, until it turned into a full mini makeout.

"Okay-mm-baby you okay?" You giggled in between kisses.

"I'd never thought seeing you in my shirt would turn me on this much..." They smirked.

"That's why you were staring me down like that? You know you can use your words, Hange." You teased, whispering the words against their lips.

"You know you like having all my attention on you, don't you doll?"

You nod your head while pressing your lips together to keep yourself from biting your lip.

"So instead of trying to switch on me, tell me what you really want princess.."

I recommend the song Sexy- by Tank since that was the song that came on in my playlist....IM PREGNANT

"Hange, I want you to watch me.." You blurted out, determined to keep up the act, as much as you wanted to give in and let them take over, you felt a little domineering knowing Hange liked seeing you like this and you wanted to explore it further.

So when you found yourself on the edge of the bed rubbing your swollen clit in front of them still wearing nothing but their shirt, you still had the idea to take over but just not the willpower.

Sitting directly in front of you, their hair was in a disheveled ponytail, and their work clothes were discarded on the floor wearing nothing but their boxers, palming themselves as their eyes were burned on your body. You couldn't think straight with them looking like that!

"Look at me, spread her open for me, juuusssst like that..good girl.." They spoke, their voice lowly hitting your ears.

You could feel yourself leaking onto the sheets, your slick covered fingers spreading yourself open teasing as you rubbed with more pressure. Your eyes met Hange playing with themselves and you couldn't focus on anything else but them. It made you slide your fingers inside, wishing it was them filling you up instead.

"Oh fuckk.." You whined, squirming your hips around to find that spot.

"T'awww what's wrong doll? You want something?" They teased, softly sucking in air as they pulled out their cock, dripping with precum and their tip red from all the teasing.

"I want you to keep watching me..please?" You begged, your eyes darkening as you leaned up, connecting your eyes back onto theirs.

Hange's face washed over with the color pink then it hued to a beet red, their jaw slightly dropped and their eyes changed from condescending to memorized.

"Fuck.." They whispered.

You started to pick up the pace as the feeling of Hange's eyes burned against your body, letting their name fall from your lips while you pumped in and out of your tight cunt occasionally pulling out to rub your throbbing clit

"I need you so bad..Hange.." You whimpered, taking a hand under the shirt to play with your breasts.

"You do?" They breathed, stroking faster to try and match your rhythm, they were practically ruining you in their mind. Just picturing how warm and tight you would feel wrapped around them, how pretty you'd look under them taking it so fucking well, just the way they like it.

"Mhmmm.." You murmured feeling a knot form in your stomach as your eyes fluttered shut.

They shot back open when you felt the feeling Hange's fingers sliding so easily inside of your pussy, you cried out while they played with your insides, taking them out to rub on your pretty cunt, their fingers covered in your slick.

They took that same hand and covered themselves with the nasty mess you made, a large groan escaping from the back of their throat.

"I didn't tell you to stop, cum for me while I watch doll.." They taunted, licking their lips still with the same burning stare from before.

You felt yourself tighten up as you kept the eye contact, sucking on your fingers before sliding them down your body and immediately putting them back inside, the feeling of emptiness left you wanting more.

"I want you inside of me Hange..oh fuck I want to cum all over you.." You babbled, curling and pumping your fingers up to abuse your g-spot, not caring at how desperate the speed was or how your face contorted with different facial expressions.

They watched you in awe as your pussy leaked, the squelching wet sounds mixed in with the sounds of your pretty voice that Hange loved so much.

"Keep talking to me, princess...I just want to paint that pretty pussy of yours white..I love it when you make a fucking mess sweetheart.." They groaned out, biting their bottom lip to hide the whimpers forming in the back of their throat.

"Cum all over my pussy Hange..please!" You cried out, your juices leaking out of your cunt almost like a pretty waterfall, ruining the sheets and even some managing to fall onto Hange, they couldn't take the tension a second longer.

"Keep cumming for me, I'm so fucking close..so fucking- FUCK!" You heard them grunt, you watched them jump up to their feet, pumping themselves faster and faster until you felt the warm white ropes of cum drip down your soaking wet cunt, mixing your flavors together.

You moaned from the sensation and threw your head back, panting like a bitch in heat while your legs twitched, still rubbing your clit to make sure your body was empty and drained.

"Uh un, don't tap out on me now..grab your toy from the drawer...I wanna watch from the back.." They spoke, laying light taps to your face, slowly switching over to cup your face, smooching your cheeks just a bit.

You in a post orgasmic state, hazily nodded and whined in agreement

"I love it when you watch me Hange..."

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this has Hanges name written all over it

a breathy whiny “i caaaaan’t” matched with an upbeat “you can” and a kiss that leaves you breathless and a little “and you will” whispered right against your mouth

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i mean look how focused he is, it's in his eyes..I'm in love with Levi's eyes like in general..but thisss....this just..i'd do anything this man says.

I don't think he'd be very vocal but baby...when the shit get serious this mf is in your ear, he's defintely the type to tilt your head to the side and talk pure SHITT, hes leaning your head in too cuz he wants you to know how good you feel.

look at the hand placements..and his hands are so smooth yet firm...I'm pregnant

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Stoner!Shoto

i don't even write for MHA but I headcannon that shoto is a ACTIVE STONER like that mf faces blunts, joints, bongs, he aint that quiet and oblivious for no reason, my boy is fried.

HE'S A WALKING LIGHTER, you can't tell me he ain't got his hand over a bong especially after getting into it with Endeavor on the phone. He immediately lights up, stressed asf.

He definitely smokes indica to help his nerves and his crippling anxiety, and smokes Sativa whenever he matches with Sero.

ofc Sero introduced the stoner world to him, he was a sheltered kid

You can always tell when he's smoked when his eyes are glossier than usual, they don't get red anymore since this MF SMOKES EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.

Dont get me started on Sero....another draft for another day..

I can imagine him walking into his dorm room, exhuasted from training all day, pulling out his stash from under his bed rolling up.

Imagine stoner!shoto rolling up a blunt in front of you...yall know he's a perfectionist too when it comes down to it,

maybe i should start writing for MHA...CUZ HOLD TF ON