kinda want to change the world, kinda want to disappear into the mountains, haven't decided yet
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Imagine for a moment that you’re Lem Billings, oldest and closest friend of future president John F. Kennedy, excited to get a letter from him while he’s recuperating in the hospital, only for it to be a rant where he reports having a 12-inch long iron tube shoved up his ass after shitting blood.
These are his actual words btw.
#I have IBS so I get it but like damn Jack !!!! boundaries who#jfk#john f kennedy#president kennedy#lem billings#history
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I just watched The Banshees of Inisherin so I know where this is going.

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30 days of writing prompts based on your music playlist!
Click shuffle three times
A song that always makes you cry
A song that reminds you of someone you hate
The last song you listened to
Your go-to sing along song
A song you always sing in the shower
Click shuffle twice
A song recommended by a friend
A song you hate but can’t take off your playlist
A song from a movie / TV show
Click shuffle four times
A mix of the first and last song on your playlist
A song with a blue album cover
A song starting with an f
A song that you always skip
A song with a colour in the title
A song that’s older than you
A song that used to be your favourite
Click shuffle seven times
A song that makes you believe in love
A song that makes you believe that love is dead
Click shuffle twice and skip three songs
A song with a pink album cover
Your least favourite song from your favourite album
A song with the word fun in the title
A hopeful duet
A song about friendship
A song that you’d play at a party
A song that you’d play at a wedding
Your favourite song
Also see:
Writing Challenges / 30 Day Writing Challenges
Prompts masterlist
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Normalize women’s fiction not revolving around a total douchebag of a man
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Just found out my mom had the hots for David Soul when she was younger & watched S&H. Apparently we have the same taste in men and I’m ready to throw myself into oncoming traffic
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I can't describe to you how weird it has been to watch The Last of Us go from something fairly obscure to not only completely mainstream, but insanely popular. 15 year old me, who played the first game nonstop back to back for years, has been quaking
#i never know how to react tbh like it's so new to the majority of the fandom#am i old?#the last of us#tlou#tlou ii#blog
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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
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Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3
Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do
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You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love
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it’s so annoying seeing comments like this under videos of gay men talking or just walking around bc it’s like. do u think he doesnt know he sounds gay? do u think he doesnt know his mannerism’s make him appease feminine ? “his guns pink” “ur girly pop” “somebody’s fruity” like it’s not even jokes anymore it’s just homophobia he isnt stupid he knows that others will know hes gay that isn’t the point of his video omfg
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