missdrakis

[missdrakis]

Wishing everyone a penis Saturday!

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[missdrakis]

Here, Lucas. It’s for you.

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[missdrakis]

You’re hard again?

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[missdrakis]

But I can’t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate?

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[missdrakis]

What are the symptoms of being daddylicious?

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[missdrakis]

The only thing worth pursuing in life is fulfillment of the senses.

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[missdrakis]

The only way out is through.

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[missdrakis]

Every day I wake up and plan on doing things but then I just…

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[missdrakis]

Come on, let’s get wet.

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[missdrakis]

Knitted sweaters on Christmas. Slam it to the left and shake it to the right if you agree.

(source: instagram)

[missdrakis]

I’m just too posh.

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[missdrakis]

Thought my bulge looked cute.

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[missdrakis]

Seeing men’s balls from behind is my favorite hobby.

(source: instagram)

[missdrakis]

Everything that glitters is gay.

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[missdrakis]

He’s not Ross.

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[missdrakis]

The moment you see a man’s dick for the first time means everything to me.

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[missdrakis]

If you hug me from behind I’ll push my X against your Y.

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