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my first time drawing annabelle :)

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officecore

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I forgot I had this drawing in my drafts 💀💀

Well…. Enjoy more drawings with the spirit of the holidays!

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🤭

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magnus archives crew season 1 vs season 2 where absolutely nothing changed other than jon getting his emotional support axe (that was surprisingly easy to buy in central london)

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Will the tma brainrot ever end?

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He's more pretty than I intended. One day I'll manage to draw him like I imagined him.

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Redraw

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jonathan sims, everyone.

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We know that avatars of the Eye don’t always use their powers consciously and sometimes don’t control what they Know at all, so like. Do you think Jon, Elias or Gertrude were ever just on the bus and suddenly got the Sold to One Direction fanfiction the person next to them was reading blasted straight into their brain or something

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this user is deeply abnormal about The Magnus Archives

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Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

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Jurgen: And 😱 one time....😔 I got attacked 😲 by an angry goth 😢 😭 😞😑

Jon: Oh <3 ❤️ that'll be 🤗 our ✨️gerard✨️🤩😘🤩🥰😝

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They had to kill Tim at the end of season 3 because if he'd survived to find out Elias knew about Not!Sasha the entire time, my man would have put [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] to shame with the amount violence he would have inflicted on that old man

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Commission for @tea-moth11 for the fic, "Scrapbook"! Thank you for the support!

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