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Like clockwork

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this is fine :)

(pssst stickers of this are available on my etsy shop along a few new iwtv entries)

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Beans.

My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.

The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.

The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.

He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.

Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.

For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈????? TED LASSO | 3.09 “La Locker Room Aux Folles”

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Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

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monstrous regiment is imo one of the scarier discworld books like the waves of gothic anger that roll off of it. the terror feels REAL practically the whole book takes place in shitty buildings during a wild storm and jackrum aside every single recruit is absolutely insane in their own way and the whole book is just going you bastards, look at them they're teenagers and theyre eating rats and being shoved out to the front lines with no training and theyre either going to die in a pointless war or theyll survive and die very shortly after from poverty and yes the sock jokes are funny and yes there's lesbians and a vampire with a caffeine addiction and yes the domino effect of finding out exactly how many women are in this story will never get old but. this book takes place in a nightmare! he wrote the gay mulan folk song story in a nightmare!

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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Thanks, Anon!

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im quitting tumblr

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What gets you up and doing chores/tasks?

1 I just get up and do it without any problem

2 Specific playlist/audio for doing chores

3 Specific fit to put on (ex: special shoes)

4 Roleplaying

5 Random bursts of motivation you take advantage of when they appear

6 The fact that it’s gotten bad enough you can’t ignore it

7 Specific time of day

8 Other

9 I don’t have chores

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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

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This could be in movies, shows, video games, etc.

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