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THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:

not writing

writing

people reading their stories

people not reading their stories

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predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:

it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps

the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation

it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family

either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason

there’s an ed sheeran song in it

the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity

the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are

china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading

i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it

the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”

imagine by john lennon is the end credits song

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WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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coyotewillow on ig

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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

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smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

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good morning everyone except this person

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i demand to know why no one has blown raspberries on dean’s belly on my screen yet

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“John.” “Yes?” “…” “Oh.”

I never comment on things I post but if you repost these without credit (consider this: don’t repost at all), I will find you, and I will skin you and everyone you hold dear. Thank you. :)

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Only Half of the Time They Believe Me

Friend: So what are you into?

Me: Gay wizards, aliens, gay angels, gay band members, gay superheroes, gay just about anything

Friend: So....you're gay?

Me: NOPE! Straight as a line