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THANK YOU JENNI HERD

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Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.

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And another thing about that rhetoric that bothers me… I cannot imagine a lesbian wanting a partner that wasn’t enthusiastic about her vulva. Like, if someone was repulsed by my genitals, I would never date them, never have sex with them. It would never feel right, and I know for a fact that it would be awful.

I dated a woman once who identified as bi while we were dating. I broke up with her partly because the one time we had sex made me deeply uncomfortable. After we dated, she started identifying herself as straight–no hard feelings on either side, she just realized that whatever she was feeling for women wasn’t sexual attraction. Obviously, we never would have dated if either of us had known that, and we were friends afterward with her feeling no regret about the experience.

The sex wasn’t good because, quite frankly, she wasn’t into vulva. Her touching me was uncomfortable for both of us, and I would never, ever pressure someone into something they don’t enjoy. So we stopped and that was that!

So these people who say you should still date or have sex with people whose genitals repulse you, or people who are comfortable having sex with people clearly repulsed by their genitals–they are missing the empathetic response to other people’s discomfort.

In essence, if you can orgasm knowing that this is not the sex your partner wants to have, you are having sociopathic sex.

I’ll never forget the confession I saw once from a trans woman saying that their girlfriend never initiated sex, and didn’t enjoy it. They said their girlfriend had very satisfying sexual relationships in the past and they wondered if they were keeping her from being happy.

The answer is yes. If you want someone to have sex with you that they don’t want to have, you are selfish and disgusting, and it shouldn’t surprise you that we are so repulsed by you. You are placing your entitlement over her ability to be happy.

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You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

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I actually have so much love for dogs

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Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good fanfic. Like it was really good.  

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me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

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Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.

Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

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This is the most pure thing I’ve ever seen, we are not worthy!

Jensen & JJ ❤️❤️❤️ [x]

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we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

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Elf Earbuds Transform Music Lovers Into Fantastical Characters When Worn

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me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

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No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it

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everyone needs to see this. I hope to be able to break science or language down like he does one day, with such an engaging and eloquent story behind such a complex topic! ah 

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Tiny Emil vs. a meter of snow… I had to dig him out. 

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havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo