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I read Not The Same Hobbit by withatwistedlyre on ao3 and couldn't stop thinking about ranger Bilbo i had to draw him. I was heavily inspired by Aragorns outfit and hair while designing him and I'm honestly loving how Bilbo looks in the ultra-non-hobbitish clothes. While reading the fic, I started to imagine what Yavanna would look like and decided to give it a go. Her hair is supposed to be a willow tree but leaves are very hard to draw so its not obvious lol. I love the idea of The Valar being absolutely huge so Bilbo here is experiencing a "a giant woman!" moment.

Let me know if you guys would prefer to see more sketches (which are more frequent) or more finished works! It really helps me out with organizing!!

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My hot take:

Thorin doesn't swear (at least not in weastron). He manages to say much worse things with polite language.

Bilbo does swear, but only occasionally. He usually would say something like "drat", or "oh dear", so when he does say "fuck" in his very polite Hobbiton accent, everyone is horrified. "Who taught him that?" And fingers are pointed, while Bilbo is confused because he is 51. He knows "fuck".

Fili and Kili swear like sailors. Thorin is constantly telling them off and saying things like "I will tell your mother!" and "What would your mother think?" But even Thorin knows well enough that they learnt that carry on from Dis herself.

Dori and Nori told Bilbo the Khuzdûl swear words. This is very naughty for at least two reasons.

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Pippin Took save me.... Pippin Took.... Save me Pippin Took....

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i made the first one whilst waiting for sleeping pills to start working... it's so stupid and i laughed so hard at it i passed out

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read @scary-grace’s kairos, blacked out and when i came to this is what i'd created. i'm stuck in barduil jail save me.

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gandalf definitely knows the truth about avril lavigne

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gigolas + touch requested by: anonymous

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shoutout my buddy for sending me more alignment chart templates, she's a real one

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Pippin Took as text posts

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Gimli: do you dare me to make out with Legolas ?

Aragorn: no?

Gimli: *shakes his head as he walks over to Legolas* I can’t believe you are making me do this

Aragorn: I’m really not

Legolas: shut up and let him speak

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A dwarrowdam called Thorin and a spinster hobbit known as Miss Baggins

Bonus

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bifur said gay rights

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meme redraw from my covid-induced lotr marathon back in august

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“I am naked in the dark, Sam, and there is no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I begin to see it even with my waking eyes, and all else fades.”

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