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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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they say they love insects but they hate wasps and mosquitoes
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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
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who put all these dramatic bitches in the same room
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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
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late night Olrox and Mizrak thoughts, but I do think Olrox may have let Mizrak die if he hadn’t seen Old Man Coyote waiting to collect his soul. Considering that vampires seem to have a baseline understanding of the very real and torturous hell in that universe, I do think he did that to save him(although yeah it probably made him happy too)
Whether or not Mizrak will take it that way will all be part of the fun character conflict a situation like this creates 😈
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So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.
I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?
They're my fucking hero.
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