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Sirius: How’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Remus: I don’t know, how are you—

James: I’m doing splendid, thank you for asking.

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Sory if you aren't doing fic rec's but do you have any wolfstarbuck's fics? Thank you

As the proud owner of the url wolfstarbux, hell yes i do! With a Little Help From My Friends by MidniteMarauder (5k)In which Sirius and Remus shag like fiends, and James just can’t take it anymore.Light of Day by MidniteMarauder (3k)In which Peter is not amused, James has a thing, and Remus and Sirius make a little wager. Sequel to With a Little Help From My FriendsSong Like a Painting by @angry-space-ravenclaw (25k)When the band The Marauders are asked to play a small venue, James Potter and Sirius Black immediately take notice of the bartender. Having had little success and a painful past with their previous poly relationships, they’re cautious, but taken with the tawny-haired man. Things move slow, but it’s obvious from the start Remus Lupin belongs with them. [Sequel Best One Yet ]A Little Unsteady by @angry-space-ravenclaw (8k)When Frank Longbottom sees two of his friends snogging in a corridor at the Ministry, he’s upset for one reason only– how dare James cheat on Lily, and Remus cheat on Sirius. But unfortunately for Frank, not everything is what it seems. Remus was the sort who, when he found people who loved him the way James and Sirius did, he would protect it at all costs. Threaten that love and Remus would kill you, without hesitation. With a smile on his face and a flick of his wand. Afterward he would make himself a cup of cocoa and have a biscuit and not lose a minute of sleep. That was how Remus loved. [SequelThe Day We Discover Why ]Three’s a Crowd by Dibsanddabs (2k)James can’t sleep, and after hours of lying in the dark he goes to see if Sirius is awake. However he finds something a little more surprising.Colour Me Inside Out by @angry-space-ravenclaw (11k)In spite of their fundamental differences, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have a happy marriage. It’s open, and they have strict rules. Only one night, a stranger at a pub turns everything upside down, and now both are afraid with these new feelings, it means everything’s falling apart. Neither of them expect this outcome when James Potter enters their lives.The Alpha Male by showmeyourtardis (3k)A bottle of firewhiskey, an empty dorm and a wrestling match will lead Sirius, James and Remus down a new, thrilling path together.Canis Major by @angry-space-ravenclaw (4k)It was always James, Remus, and Sirius. That was just how they functioned, the lines between relationships and friendships blurred. But when Sirius decides to head abroad right after school, nothing is the same. Ten years later he returns with secrets and a longing to be the way they were.To Be Understood by @angry-space-ravenclaw (10k)When Sirius finally concedes to getting a new guide dog after his passes, he looks into a training centre where he meets guide dog trainer, Remus Lupin. Sirius expects to leave unhappy and without a dog, but when James points out there’s something more to be found, Sirius allows himself to open up and understand that maybe he’s exactly where he belongs.What Friends Are For by remuslives23 (11k)James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help straighten him out?atramento by philiatran (4k)The night that a scribbled tattoo emerged on the skin of Remus Lupin’s hand, he cried, staring down at the loopy, careless cursive with an expression akin to fear. Remus’ father had once told him that love was magic, and this magic wrote itself on your skin.Remus loved the dark, beautiful tattoos on people’s skin, but he wasn’t in love.He wasn’t in love until the day that he was.Three’s Company by WolfstarPups90 (2k)To say that James Potter was frustrated was an understatement. Luckily he has very good friends.From Above, You Sent Us Love by @angry-space-ravenclaw (15k)James and Sirius are content, and happy. And it’s no surprise they both are immediately enamoured of the adorable guitarist of the Beatles Cover Band Sirius has dragged them to see. James is hesitant to pursue a relationship with a muggle, but Sirius is determined to see this through. Fortunately–or perhaps unfortunately–Remus has some secrets of his own.

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just remembered the marauders were living in the 80′s. like best era but what the fuck. 

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gender is stored in the fucked up little half gloves

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did you know that hyenas loaf like cats do? look it up there's pictures

This is the best fact I’ve ever heard thank you so much anon

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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

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Lily, slow dancing with Remus at her wedding:

Remus: so it's true what they say

Lily: enlighten me Moony, what do they say?

Remus: Bitches get Riches

Lily: and we are living proof of that

Lily + Remus: *turn to where James and Sirius are also dancing*

Remus: we hit the jackpot

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Sirius (eating ice cream)

James: Let me try

Sirius (watches in horror as James eats the ice cream off his spoon)

Sirius: James what the hell? You put your mouth all over my spoon

James (shrugging): We’re best friends, we can share germs

Lily (scowling at the other end of the table): Really? You want to convince me they’re not together?

Remus: They better not be. I’m currently screwing one of them

Lily (shoving him): Remus you fucking-

Remus: Not James! I’m not screwing James!

James (yelling across the table): You know I can hear you Lupin? I don’t want to screw you either!

Sirius (angrily shoves him): And what’s wrong with Remus? Why wouldn’t you want to screw him?

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Remus: Minnie made me a prefect this year

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: we've infiltrated the system

James: we are immune to authority

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Remus: why?

Sirius: well I saw every time you need a book it takes ages to find it so while you were out I reorganized your bookself, and I cleaned up the dorm while I was at it

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus: you organized my bookshelf? That's so nice thank you

Sirius: :)

Remus: now that that's over, let me ask again more specifically. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A HIPPOGRIFF ON MY BED?!

Sirius: ooooooh right, that!

The hippogriff: *napping on Rem's bed*

Sirius: he was lonely :P

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Remus, distracted looking at Sirius: what is it about boys with black hair?

James, without thinking while doing homework: I know right?

Remus: maybe it's the defined bone structure

James: that boy's sharp jawline can end me

Remus: and when they're rich, oof

James: the grey eyes are everything

Remus, coming back down to earth: wait- are you trying to steal Padfoot from me?

James: what? No! I would never

Remus: good

James: his brother on the other hand...

Sirius, from across the room: I heard that!

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Sirius, picking up a tie from the floor: why the fuck is there a Slytherin tie in our dorm?

James, nervous: uuuuh Peter and I stole it for a prank!

Peter: what? No we did n-

James: I have cheese

Peter: yes we did!

Sirius: you planned a prank without me?

James: yeah it's a surprise, Remus' idea actually, so can you pretend like you don't know?

Sirius: Alright sure, I'll act surprised, see you later [leaves]

Regulus, from under James' bed: that was a close one

James: yeah but now I gotta come up with a prank that involves your tie and convince Remus to go along with it

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Sirius: fuck my family!

James: yeah!

Sirius: except Regulus

James: about that-

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James: my dilemma right now is [looks at Lily laughing on the other side of the Gryffindor table] I'd love to tap that but [turns to Regulus at the Slytherin table] that is also tempting

Remus: Prongs what you're having is a bilemma, trust me, I should know

James: [sighs and keeps staring back and forth between the two]

Sirius: so we aren't about to adress the fact you wanna fuck my baby brother?

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Sirius: I'm so punk rock and heartless, such a player

Remus: *slightly shivers*

Sirius: Moony you're cold! have my very cool leather jacket, do you want me to turn into Padfoot to cuddle you and provide warmth? I can go make you some hot chocolate if you want!

James: 👀

Sirius: punk rock and chivalry can coexist Prongs

James: why don't you ever give me your jacket then?

Sirius: you don't have a cute ass

Regulus: yeah and I'm straight, please that's ridiculous

James:

Sirius:

Regulus: oh shit, i forgot to mention-

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i hate perfect people