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Looking at untagged art on my dash is so funny bcs I'll see the most beautiful art w brilliant color composition of a twink smoking a cigarette and pondering death and then look through the tags and see "#mumbo jumbo" or "#tweek sp" or GREGOR SAMSA??

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getting oozy off the margs come hither my fine shyt

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based on actual thoughts I had at the club last night

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

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four kids play a game...

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

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we're smokin burnt ends. we're pulling heirloom pork. i got the tri-state tri-tip but she can't take the scovilles. she told me take down the fine china so i dropped a brick down the stairs. i made a potpourri outta last year's roaches and got the ramada inn fully evacuated. this shit ain't nothing to me, girl. i bump a tablespoon of old bay out her asshole cause she's my softshell crab. i'm chesapeaking. milf said pound me daddy so i sent her 16 dvds of the wicked directors cut. told your girl to swallow a condom full of dollar bills and walk to bakersfield. she's the mayor now. i called in a couple favors, got your dad scheduled for an orchiectomy with the best in the country. i'll put a termite tent over the house and hotbox it so i can sample the carbon monoxide alarm on my next hit single. i won't be home for christmas fucko.

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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From the zine

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who fucks with my beautiful mind ?

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you can shake him. he enjoys it