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Is Shadowheart often the camp food disposal?

(Depends on the food. She's not fussy, but she does like to eat particular things. Karlach, however, eats anything. So for particular foods, Shadowheart, but for general food and stuff, Karlach is the better option.)

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What’s Shadowheart’s favorite season?

"Spring is my favourite season, though Winter is a close contender as well. Spring brings new life, beauty in nature. Animals come out of hibernation to explore again. I adore animals. Sometimes I wonder if I was destined for Druidship before I became a Cleric." Shadowheart chuckled softly.

"Winter has a beauty to it as well, especially the snow. Crisp, bright, making way for new life after it thaws."

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“Shit, I’m shocked you didn’t burst!”

He laughed, pulling her into his lap. He began rubbing her overstuffed belly carefully, kissing her messy hair

“My poor, bloated cleric~”

Shadowheart almost purred as he gently began to rub her tight tummy, the red patches in places showing how tightly packed it was. They'd been ruthless with their stuffing~

"Full...tight...but...it feels...good..." She wheezed, eyes half-closed, on the verge of a food coma.

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How does Shadowheart like some deep rothé steak?

"I have enjoyed it, from time to time. I prefer my meat medium to well, in terms of cooking time. I don't like bloody meats." Shadowheart replied.

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“Damn, girl, who got you this time?”

He teasingly asked, rubbing her firm belly as he pushed the meat down her maw

Her eyes were dilated like a cat's could, groaning as she swallowed down the final chunk and belched loudly.

"Meredith...Karlach...Mmmmf....so much food...."

Evidently the two had teamed up to stuff the corpulent cleric, Karlach likely holding her down while Meredith did the stuffing~

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“Hey, tubby~”

Wool appears!!!!! Flicking Shadowheart’s mound of a gut, grinning

The mound was surprisingly firm at that time, only light surface jiggles appearing on it.

"Mmmf~" She still had a half-eaten hunk of meat sticking out of her mouth. Evidently someone had been hungry~ Or perhaps she'd had a visitor?

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Karlach deserves plenty of good foods and drinks

"That's the spirit, soldier! What've you got for Mama K?~" Karlach replied with a grin, grabbing a handful of her doughy gut.

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How are Shart’s burps?

(She is joint second with Cassie in the burp department. Though Cassie is usually fuelled with beer and ale, whereas Shadowheart does her belches without that fuel. She's more of a wine girlie~ So it depends on the situation.)

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Who has the loudest burps?

(Definitely Karlach, which she takes pride in. She drinks a lot of ale, which helps fuel them, as well as the fire within her as well! She can easily shake the room with her belches~)

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Jenevelle! You often let your belly hang out?

"Whenever I can, if I'm honest. It's a lot more comfortable than squeezing it into an outfit. But if I need to look more... presentable, I'll wear some looser fitting trousers and tuck it into those." She explained, letting her tummy gently. At present, it hung down to the middle of her huge thighs when not held back by anything~

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Hey V, what’s retirement like? Hanging out anywhere specific nowadays?

"Not in Night City anymore, left with Judy after I got Johnny outta my head. Didn't wanna go back into that life, I'd been given a chance to live again. Plus, Judy was planning on going anyway, I couldn't let her go alone. Not when we'd grown as close as we had then." V mused, looking over at her girlfriend while she was working on some BD editing jobs.

"For a while, we stayed at her abuela's house, until we could find a place of our own. We still go visit her at least once a week. You can tell that's where Judy's penchant for feeding and doting comes from." She added.

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So, who’s lucky enough to be dating the doughy cleric?

"This may surprise you, but I'm not actually in a relationship with anyone, not like that anyway. Had some things turned out differently, I might well have been. But I am happy with my lot in life." Shadowheart replied with a content smile.

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Midnight Snack starters

"Is that you rummaging in the fridge again?" "Why is the fridge light so blinding at this hour?" "I swear, cheese tastes better at midnight." "Caught you red-handed with that slice of cake!" "Why are we both up at this hour, raiding the fridge?" "Midnight snacking again? That's the third time this week." "You think a snack will help you sleep better?" "I came for a glass of water… and maybe a cookie." "I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd make a sandwich." "Did you just finish the last of the ice cream?" "Who knew a peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be so satisfying at 2 AM?" "I was dreaming about this leftover pizza." "Are you seriously making a full meal at midnight?" "I guess we're both guilty of the midnight munchies." "Doesn't that noise from the fridge bother you?" "How are we out of snacks already?" "I didn't think anyone else would be up for a midnight snack." "Why does food always taste better when you’re half asleep?" "I came for a snack, not a conversation." "Just a little midnight snack to tide me over until morning."

[DISCOVERY] The sender finds the receiver rummaging through the fridge for a midnight snack. [SHARE] The sender splits a midnight snack with the receiver, bonding over their shared late-night cravings. [COMPROMISE] The sender and receiver negotiate over the last piece of cake in the fridge. [COMPLAIN] The sender grumbles about the receiver’s loud rummaging waking them up. [STEALTH] The sender tries to sneak a snack without waking the receiver, but gets caught. [SCOLD] The sender lectures the receiver on healthy eating habits even at midnight. [DISCUSS] The sender and receiver have a deep, late-night conversation over their snacks. [TEASE] The sender teases the receiver for their odd midnight snack choices. [INTERCEPT] The sender intercepts the receiver just before they grab an unhealthy snack, offering a healthier option instead.

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MY CAGE BARS ARE BEING SHAKEN RAAAAA!!!

Mamaaaaaa K!!! 🥰🥰🥰🫠🫠🫠

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Check out this awesome BG3 render of Karlach, Shadowheart, and Lae'zel by Chunks over on DA! 🥰

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“Please? It isn’t daylight yet and I’d like to get a little more sleep in”

He rubbed his face lazily, eyes glowing in the darkness. His body was athletic and lithe but pockmarked with scars, a tapestry of adventures

Karlach could tell he'd been through a lot, even before seeing his body like this. She had make sure he knew she was around if he ever needed a hand, or someone to talk to about it.

"You got it, soldier. Shadowlach!" Karlach chuckled to herself as she began to creep into the tent, gently reaching beneath Shadowheart and lifting the snoring doughball of a cleric off of Wool's shirt so he could get it back. She definitely wouldn't turn down a chance to squish all that lovely blubber~

"Better be quick, don't know how long she'll stay asleep for." She whispered to him. Though the heavy Half-Elf seemed to be sound asleep, her snoring loud as she seemed to snuggle a bit into Karlach warm, strong arms~