They/Them borderline weeb and geek trash enjoyer. Down w/ MOGAI🏳️🌈
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Gym, but not like "I don't wanna gain weight :("
Gym like "I will beat the shit out of him for you :)"
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This is such a gentle suggestion.
Perhaps I would like to purchase a fish.
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"Is it worth it to take ritalin today, or should I just drink some coffee? What is it that I need to accomplish today" I've been at this for the past hour. I'm having decision paralysis on whether to take my don't-have-decision-paralysis medication
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New vampire lore: Having a 'Welcome' doormat outside your door serves as an invitation to enter so vampires can just stroll right on in
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My apartment is in shambles, what am i doing wrong /j
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that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason
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PSA:
DO NOT PINE!!! OR WORSE YEARN !! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FASTER THAN DRUGS
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i’m my own weed man what do i do now
fuck your own ass
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why can't men understand nuance or complicated emotions jesus fucking christ
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i have a crush on u. are u into tboys with problems
a tboy without problems is like an angel without wings.
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i’m my own weed man what do i do now
fuck your own ass
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