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yeah okay computer object heads robots with emotes androids humanoid robots are nice. but what about robots with no distinct human-like features. what about robots with no way to showing their emotions. what about robots that can only convey that they like you by the sound of their fans kicking into overdrive. what about robots that only show their liking of you by the fact that they load webpages and pictures faster. what about robots playing crackling songs through their speakers for you. do you see the visiom
#FAVORITEEEEE ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡#txt#voice in my head that drives my heel#I won't put this in either of their tags bc it's not Really them but this is my guys. both of them.#bailey isn't even a bot he's literally Just a cassette player / radio but that makes this More relevant
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Robot that makes high-pitched beeps and chirps when they're happy.
(Think of the noises those scanners make in a store.)
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I have mentioned something like this before but it happened again btw. My mother went to that little car show with me and while we were there she said "yeah I know, you have a type" and then described exactly the style of car I like. Which on its own is kind of nothing, but when coupled with 1) the fact that earlier that day she was laughing about how people have said she "has a type" of guy she's attracted to and 2) her "are you still lusting over that car?" comment from a while back it was very much another "why is my fuckingg motherrrrrr calling me out in publiiiicc" moment. Does everybody on earth know like is it really that obvious 😭😭😭💔💔. "Yeah I know you're a fan of this style of car" would be normal but noooo it was specifically "you have a type." God.
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First wave of car show pics. '66 Nova and Chevelle ❤️🩵❤️🩵
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tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’
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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
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If I search my best friend and I's texts for "documentary" it is literally exclusively him using it as a shorthand way of saying I'm being weird about cars again lmao





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Got to go to a little car show todayyyyy ♡ I will maybe post some pics later (or tomorrow), but admittedly I didn't really take any good ones 💔
#there were like four gtos. hiiiiiiiiii ♡♡♡#and a pretty black 442#and a little red stingray that matches the hot wheels one I have!! :]#and some nice chevys#txt#⭕️radar love⭕️
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They should let me fuck cars for fun. I don't have the means to get one of my own rn. Especially not one of my faves. We need an objectum sex club where people bring nice vehicles and it's like. Um. 😳😵💫 Sorry I can't make this post anymore actually I have to leave
#blushes and overheats and dies#if you saw the shit I was posting on main earlier you know what spawned these thoughts. they should let meeeee do that. to him#[redacted] can we make it a threesome like what if I ask really nice.......#sorryyyy. whatever.#txt#⭕️radar love⭕️#🚘#🔞
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I can never find enough objectum art so. Yeah
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What do homosexual computers fantasize about?
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