Avid Elden Ring duelist and shield bash truther(24, Any pronouns)
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Soulsborne games are so funny to me because you can see like the coolest looking designs, horrific monsters beyond human comprehension, then little guys
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A pleasure to meet thee, Tarnished. I am the witch Renna.
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however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die
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Sanguine noble Morgott and Night’s Cavalry man Mohg
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Latest stylish looks from the DLC + current face
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I coulda drawn it better but I’ve decided Esk’s armor is just containing all the rot and insectoid metamorphosis slurry she’s become in there. I’m thinking about it for normal reasons
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everytime i get dysphoria over my height, im quickly reminded of how freaking tall fromsoft women are, which instantly cures my ailment
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