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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

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THAT'S COOL THAT'S FINE I'M NORMAL ABOUT THAT

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THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005) dir. Andrew Adamson

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Do I have to say it?

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That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

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I saw this on Facebook and immediately wanted to make a poll

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Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

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shout

Alright!

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Hey. Hey you. Person who hasn’t seen Wicked yet. I need you to do me a favor. For the love of God, before you watch the movie I need you to watch this video for me first. It is imperative. It is of the utmost importance.

Because there is absolutely no feeling in the world like having this song start playing in your head the second Elphaba steps into the Wizard’s palace because you KNOW IT’S COMING, and then YOU WILL HAVE AN ANEURISM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

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new tumblr update just dropped

also curious in the tags what ur ratio was i.e. i dropped about 300 followers and i was at just over 1200 before

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU BROUGHT ME THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!