F/26/Alaska, USA My hips are happy and so's my life. Well, from now on, anyway.
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Phil Collins ist mein bester Freund
Phil Collins is my best friend
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Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco
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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
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asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing
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Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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if you were in the jury of a woman getting trialed and her defense was “well im just quirky” would you let her go free? keep in mind if you don’t you’re a misogynist
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WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS
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In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil
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