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LOTR/Hobbit Incorrect Quotes #11

Bilbo: “Would you slap Thorin for the Arkenstone?”

Thranduil: “I would roundhouse kick him in the face for free.”

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I absolutely love your Chrissy works and was wondering if you could do Chrissy x witchy reader please. No pressure or anything. Thank you!

I was going to write a full story, but writers block got me so it's a little short and it's headcanons! Hope you don't mind!

Link: https://at.tumblr.com/miraculouslyaloser/chrissy-x-witchyreader-headcanons/60eq7xrfoh09

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Chrissy x Witchy!Reader (Headcanons)

This can be seen as romantic or platonic!

You're most definitely in the Broom Closet.

Well, of course not with your girlfriend, Chrissy!

You both knew each other from an early age and both were into Witchy stuff growing up

Though you continued practicing Witchcraft and Chrissy became a cheerleader, you both were still very close

You would make her wards that came in the shape of jewelry and she would always wear them

But they sadly weren't enough to ward off Jason Carver...

You hated that boy with all your might

You started avoiding Chrissy after her and Jason started dating

She didn't think too much of it at first but then she started to get worried

She tried to talk to you and be around you

This caused her and Jason to get into a massive argument about how she cares more about some "random person" over her boyfriend.

She runs away to your house and you're surprised to find her in tears

You talk about it for a while then both give your apologizes

You both decide to hex Jason

But overall it was like a re-connecting session <3

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Message to all my followers!

I'm gonna be on a road trip for 30 days, so sadly can't write as much

But this is what I'm working on rn:

Façade (Shinobu x GN!Reader)

Y/n The Red (Part Two)

Bye! ❤️

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Hey, i was wondering when you're gonna update your 'Y/N The Red" story ?

I've actually had the story in my drafts for a while now. I haven't finished it and because of your ask I'm gonna start working on it more! Thanks for reminding me

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ur not alone

bruises and bambi (C.C.)

Chrissy Cunningham x afab/Henderson! reader

you have a thing for chrissy, and it feels like the earth has fallen from its axis when she says she likes you too.

warnings: pining, canon typical homophopia, slight angst, chrissys shitty boyfriend, language, borders on the verge of smut but no actual smut, slut shaming??, heavy petting, tits, eddie is hilarious.  let me know if i missed any!

all lower case on purpose!

word count: 4,078

Keep reading

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Excuses

Summary: Chrissy's grades start to drop so the school guidance counselor suggests a tutor. Chrissy forms a little crush on her tutor and finds herself making more and more excuses to be around her

Pronouns used: She/her

Warnings: Mentions of hallucinations and insomnia, i've never had a tutor so idk what it's like, not proof read, lots of fluff, cheesy re-creation of hopper asking out joyce to Enzo's, internalized homophobia

A/n: I'm so glad more Chrissy fics are being made. My prayers have been answered. we're gonna ignore the fact Jason exists.

Ever since Chrissy started seeing things, she's started having sleepless nights. And those sleepless nights caused poor academic performances. And poor academic performances cause poor grades.

The school guidance counselor, Ms. Kelly, suggested one of the best students of the school to be Chrissy's tutor.

Now that it's free period, most friend groups would be hanging out with each other, but for this free period, Chrissy had to visit her new tutor in the library.

As Chrissy was entering the library she scanned the area for her tutor. Then she realized she had no idea who she was looking for.

"You're Chrissy right?" A voice behind her asked

"Ah!" Chrissy yelped in response.

"Woah! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you."

"Um, no it's okay. Not trying to be rude but, how do you know my name?"

"I dunno. I mean, you're like the queen of Hawkins High so..." The other girl said, shrugging.

There was an awkward silence between the two. The other girl slightly rocked her body back and forth, waiting for a response from the cheerleader.

"Anyways", the girl said breaking the silence. "I'm your tutor, Y/n."

"Nice to meet you Y/n."

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They're a few minutes into their tutoring session and everything is going pretty normal. Chrissy realizes she's seen Y/n many times around school, but never really talked to her. She takes a few second to look at her.

'I never realized how pretty Y/n was'

Those few seconds turned into a minute. Y/n got the feeling she was talking to herself and looked to her side and realized Chrissy was staring at her.

"Um, Chrissy? You there? Or am I just talking to myself?"

Chrissy blinked many times to recollect herself and realized she was staring at Y/n.

"Oh, sorry." Chrissy nervously looks down at the books and paper Y/n was using to tutor her.

"It's fine."

They carried on with the session but it became a little more tense and awkward.

Since free period was starting to come to an end, the two girls had to wrap up their tutoring session. The bell rang, indicating it was time to get to their next class.

"Well, I think this is a good place to stop. See you tomorrow Chrissy!" Y/n said while collecting her things and starting to get up from her chair.

"Bye!" Chrissy said while doing the same as Y/n.

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The next day at school, Chrissy was walking to the library for her second day of tutoring. She saw Y/n walking down the hall with a group of friends also approaching the library. Y/n didn't seem to notice Chrissy and walked into the library. Chrissy hurried in to catch up with her. She scanned the room and found that Y/n was seated in the same place as yesterday.

She approached the seat and pulled out the chair next to the other girl to sit down.

"Hi Chrissy, ready to start?"

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After a few sessions, the two girls start to become closer. Chrissy continues to admire the other girl from afar. Y/n also started to call the cheerleader "Chris". Chrissy would never admit it, but she would purposefully fail classes to be around Y/n.

'I'm struggling with Math, could you help me a little?'

'I don't really understand what we're doing in Biology, do you have a little time after to school to help me?'

'Maybe during Lunch you could help me with this book report?'

These were some of the excuses Chrissy said so she could hang out with Y/n just a little more than during free period. But Y/n had to admit, she liked being around the cheerleader. She came to every cheer performance, helped with anything she needed, and would even hang out with her after school.

One day, Chrissy had to skip one tutoring session to go to a cheer practice her coach requested for the team.

"I'm so sorry." Chrissy genuinely apologized

"No, why are you apologizing? It's fine if we miss one session, plus you've had a lot of extra tutoring outside of free period as well."

Chrissy thought for a few moments and said, "How about you come watch this practice? And to make up for missing the session we could do it after school."

"Of course, I think I have time."

"How about at Enzo's at around 7:30?"

Y/n slowly realized she was being asked out on a date. The thought of that made a blush creep up to her cheeks.

'Wait, two girls going out on a date? Romantically? No way. But Chrissy is very pretty... But there's no way the queen of Hawkins High is asking me, of all people, out on a date! Maybe it isn't a date, just two friends hanging out and studying. Right?'

"Uhm, sure! Do you want to meet there or...."

"I'll pick you up at 6" Chrissy said eagerly.

"Well, see you at Enzo's!"

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oh wait nvm i found some.

BUT STILL ONLY LIKE 2 RN

UM EXCUSE ME? WHERE ARE THE CHRISSY x READER FICS?!?! (SPECIFICALLY AFAB!READER)

am gonna have to do it myself then?

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UM EXCUSE ME? WHERE ARE THE CHRISSY x READER FICS?!?! (SPECIFICALLY AFAB!READER)

am gonna have to do it myself then?

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Class 1-A x Witchy!Reader Headcanons

Summary: The title 

Fandom: MHA/BHNA

Pronouns used: None 

Type: One-Shot/Platonic 

Warnings: None I think, a mention of Ibara and Sir Nighteye?

A/n: Sorry about being gone for such a long time! And sorry this is short. I’ll try to be a little more active!

So I would imagine your quirk has to do with your witchy personality

Maybe your quirk is like Wanda Maximoff's or Agatha Harkness?

Or like an elemental thing

It's up to you! :)

You KNOW there's going to be an emo alliance with Tokoyami

No matter your quirk, you most likely dabble in spells

Or rituals

If you're a kitchen witch, you definitely work with Sato sometimes

Green Witch? You probably have a little friendship with Ibara (I know, I know, this is a 1-A headcanon)

Crystal Witch? Aoyama probably asks to have some

Tarot Witch? Maybe you have a little friendship with Deku because you work at Nighteye's agency (Tbh idk at this point)

Sometimes you'd leave spell bottles or crystals around the dorm as protection or for positive energy

They learned to leave it alone

At first they were really confused tho

They were like, "Why is there a random bottle with candle wax and herbs in it? 🤔"

Some of them probably threw away they spell bottles at firsts

Then after they found out they were from you, they left them alone

Imagine one night you left a calming crystal under Bakugou's pillow or something and he just screamed at you saying, "I DON'T NEED THIS DUMB ROCK!"

Lol

You probably have a lot of scents coming from your room because of the incense and herbs you use

You probably cleanse the dorm every once in a while

If you use herbs on the floor, they'd be like, "Why is there (insert herb used) all over the floor?"

If you use incense they'd be like, "Why does it suddenly smell like incense?"

If you use noise/bells, they'd probably be very weirded out

It looks like you're talking to yourself or something

But they got used to it

Okay, I'm outta ideas. Hope you enjoyed!

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oop, it's the white witch with the pride flag 👀

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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Protector

Summary: The Request

Fandom: The Hobbit

Pronouns used: She/her

Type: Request

Warnings: Misogyny, Fluff, My terrible writing 🤠

A/n: This was my first request and I’ll gladly write it! The reader is going to be human in this one!

You were the company’s only female member, but they didn’t treat you like you were weak or were made of glass. In dwarven culture, women were expected to be strong and independent. And you were exactly that.

Since the company had to take a break, they decided to stop at a nearby village. A drunk man was harassing Ori, but thankfully Dori and Nori came to protect him. But alas, the man was still harassing them. You had heard the man harassing them. Even with how small dwarves are compared to humans, they are very aggressive in some ways. As they were about to attack the man, you had started dashing down to them before any fists were thrown.

Running in the gap in between them and putting both your hands in front of them, as a signal for them to stop.

“Woah, woah, woah, all of you, please calm down! I’m sure we can work this out somehow!” You exclaimed

“Why do you care?” The drunk man spat at you.

“I care because I am their protector. And it is therefore my job to protect them.”

“Ah woman? Protecting men? Or, whatever those are…” He said gesturing towards the dwarves. “Either way, women are only good for cooking and cleaning”

The dwarves gave an offended look about how they treated and spoke to you. You didn’t really respond to that except with a scoff of disbelief.

After The Company left the village you felt a little sad. For some reason, what that man said had gotten to you. You didn’t know if he actually meant it since he was drunk but he probably did.

The Company noticed how glum and sad you were and Nori,Dori, and Ori guessed it was probably because of what that man said.

“Hey las, I’ve noticed you’ve been a bit down.”

“Uhhhh, what do you mean? I’m perfectly fine!” You lied terribly

“Well, you’re bad at lying.” Kili bluntly spoke. Gandalf then hit Kili in the head with his staff following with Kili yelping out in pain and sending a frown up at Gandalf.

“Y’know what, what that man said, don’t let it get the better of you. You’re stronger than you think, smarter than you think. You’re an important part of this Company!” Nori said encouragingly

“I have no idea what that man said, but it was probably something idotic. And I agree fully with Nori, the Company wouldn’t be here today with you!” Bofur joined in with the comforting

Everyone else started saying uplifting things and comforting you.

(Cause I’m too lazy to write for all of them 💃)

At the end of the day, you really were stronger and smarter than you thought.

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I'm sorry for my absence!

I'm working on a request and I'll try my best to post it this week!

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relatable tho

Me,age 6,watching LOTR for the first time and seeing Legolas:

Me now,10 years later,re-watching LOTR for the 100th time and seeing Legolas:

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Who's the real Kili? (Working on a request btw)

Fake Kili: I'm the real Kili!

Kili: No! I'm the Real Kili!

Fili: Who do we kill?

Thorin: There's only one way to tell.....

Thorin: What is 7x4?

Fake Kili: 28!

Thorin: *throws axe at fake Kili*

Thorin: Wrong answer....

Fili: What? 7x4 is 28!

Thorin: Yeah, but Kili does the little finger thing....

Kili: *counting with his fingers* 4..8...12...16...24...28!

Kili: *looks at dead Fake Kili's body* Oh-

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Part one of "Y/n The Red" has so much bad grammer-

I promise I'm not dumb, it was just really late at night when I was writing it-