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who are you fucking
im fucking tired bitch that’s who
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Hit a new squat PR. 205x3. Humble brag. No one probably even cares. Besides me, that is.
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me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!
cat: *fucking books it*
me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY
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Me: damn daddy ok put me in my place 😌😏
Also Me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do.
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Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
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me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed
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Goodness gracious I will take a stance on this. (unmute video)
The most important video you will ever see.
Tw: SlenderSherbert
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