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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Dazai: I dare you to marry me.

Chuuya: No. I'm not falling for that idiot.

Dazai: Then I win.

Chuuya: What? No you don’t. I’ll marry the hell out of you. You’re officially my wife now. You can’t beat me like that.

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Contrary to popular belief (and Dazai’s own dramatic flair for pretending he’s over everything), Double Black never actually broke up. They may have changed mailing addresses, Dazai to the Armed Detective Agency, Chuuya still holding court in the Port Mafia — but they’ve always been, unmistakably, inevitably, a unit.

Remember the time they tag-teamed a literal cosmic horror with nothing but gravity, nullification, and mutual contempt. After Lovecraft went down, Dazai didn’t say, “Thanks for the assist, former colleague.” He called Chuuya his partner. Present tense. Like nothing had changed. Like no time had passed. Like not working together for four years didn't count as a breakup if your heart (and emergency contact list) stayed in the Mafia.

Because here’s the thing: you don’t break up with someone who can crash the moon through a building for you. The most you can do is just schedule meetings less frequently.

Those four years of separation did nothing, absolutely nothing, to decrease their mutual trust and partnership.

And don’t let the “different sides” thing fool you. Bureaucracy doesn’t mean a damn thing to either of them. Chuuya’s loyalty might lie with the Mafia, but his, umm, heart is with Daza-... Fine that's another story. And Dazai, Dazai doesn’t even pretend he’s cut ties. He drops by, uninvited, whenever he wants. He probably still knows the wine Chuuya keeps in his cabinet. He still catches him when Corruption kicks in. And Chuuya, for all his loud threats and temper, actually accepts him. Also Chuuya not killing off Dazai yet, has more to do than just business or Dazai's cleverness in surviving.

They’re not ex-partners. They’re long-distance collaborators with chemistry. They've weaponized synergy. They're like if jazz improvisation could bleed and throw punches.

Their prime? Never ended. Dazai’s mind is still five moves ahead of everyone else's, and Chuuya can still drop a tank with his pinky finger. They’ve only gotten more dangerous, more in-sync, and somehow more emotionally repressed. Truly, they’re stronger now, united — not by title or affiliation, but by something far more chaotic: a decade’s worth of shared grudges, unfinished arguments, and blind, stupid trust.

So no, Double Black didn’t break up.

They just took different shifts.

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Chuuya Nakahara is both a very practical and a very emotional person.

He is a man of sharp instincts and sharper emotions, but what makes him compelling is not that he leans one way, it’s that he balances both. He is, undeniably, a practical figure when it comes to his role in the Port Mafia. He doesn’t hesitate. He doesn’t flinch. He doesn’t pause for poetic monologues or moral anguish when the job calls for blood. Unlike many who waver in the face of violence, Chuuya acts, not because he's heartless but because he knows he has to do what has to be done. He was raised in a world where hesitation means death, and he’s learned to carry out what needs to be done with steady hands and a clear head. His loyalty, efficiency, and battlefield composure make him a formidable asset and a dangerous opponent.

But underneath that professionalism lives a deeply emotional heart.

Chuuya cares, often more than he lets on. He cares about his comrades, about justice in his own code, and though he’d never admit it aloud, he cares about Dazai. There’s a part of Chuuya that would’ve liked Dazai to not vanish without a word (‘No Shit Sherlock’ moment of me). There’s a quieter, softer part of him, the one he keeps buried beneath pride and sharp words — that would have welcomed more warmth from the man he calls hid partner. A kind word, a moment that didn’t feel like a game. Hell he wouldn't have minded to be with Dazai in their little world (okay maybe, I'm taking it too far, maybe it's just my skk dedicated mind, but you get the point).

But Chuuya is practical. He doesn’t act on those wants.

He knows Dazai. His emotional detachment, cold demeanor. He knows not to expect from him. So even if he longs, he doesn’t ask. Even if he aches, he moves forward. He doesn’t demand closure. He doesn’t beg for company. He carries his emotions in silence, because the mission, the duty, the weight of command comes first.

And that’s what makes Chuuya extraordinary: his strength is not in choosing between his head and his heart, but in bearing both. He is a soldier and a friend, a killer and someone who quietly wishes for something gentler. And he survives by knowing when to feel and when to set feeling aside.

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Call me a chicken the way I'm tender

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More swap au but with freakzai this time

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Never picked up a pen so fast in my life oh my lord...

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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SORRY SECOND FUN FACT OF THE DAY BECAUSE I'M IMPATIENT AND CAN'T WAIT JOEL WAS WEARING EVO SMP MERCH IN ALL OF THE PHOTOS WITH HIS DAUGHTER THIS IS REALLY FUNNY TO ME

source: joel's instagram story

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I keep forgetting i have a tumblr account too

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Never let your wife and a newborn child stop you from being gay with your male best friend

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can't stand them

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my favorite genre of soukoku is where they’re both down fucking BAD for kunikida but he’s terrified of both them (for different reasons)

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Ok so you know about the common Chuuya interpretation of his choker being "a collar" and representing his loyalty to the Port Mafia? Well,

ADA!skk

I think a certain someone should be petty and bitter about Chuuya refusing to be his dog, and then going on to wear a "collar" for the organization instead.

Meanwhile, Chuuya is literally just minding his business and enjoying his new hot fashion statement.

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Priorities I think

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pov chuuya

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i think chuuya would really like the offsping tbh (and crazy taxi)