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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 💜🤍🖤

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‘ I’m high on you ’

Here’s another soft Harringrove edit, because this is how I cope post-ST3

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Based on this!

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Tumblr, all in favor that Blorbo as a term…is for babey seals?

Look at this

That’s a Blorbo

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You have heard of dragons pretending to be princesses. And you also know of princesses rescuing knights from dragons. Now is a tale of a dragon saving a knight from the princess.

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omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

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New outfit idea

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Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

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cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

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“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

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She’s absolutely right.

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Danny Phantom au where the first time the Fenton Finder pings Danny as a ghost and Jack says "What? That can't be right." Danny panics and says "Or it's right and I am a ghost!"

Whether or not he meant for it to sound sarcastic is up to you. But Danny's sense of humor is so glib and at this point he hasn't done anything suspicious, so to Jack and Maddie it just sounds absolutely ridiculous and they laugh it off

So everything else stays the same except for the rest of the story the joke keeps going and Danny is constantly telling his parents the god's honest truth like "Sorry I missed curfew, Jazz sucked me into the Fenton thermos" and Maddie just says "You're already in trouble, young man. You're pushing it with the sarcasm."

The longer the joke goes on it makes his parents desensitized to the mounting evidence. They even get in on it and make their own jokes sometimes.

When the big reveal finally happens, Jack and Maddie go all Surprised Pikachu and Danny only says "Hey, I've been trying to tell you!!"

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i am getting somewhat suspicious of this count dracula. jonathan wrote that he is behaving kinda oddly, and that he is talking as if he'd been there for all of those historic battles centuries ago

what really tipped me off though is that he calls himself "a dracula", which, yes, could just be referring to a person belonging to house dracula, but dracula is also the romanian word for dragon, and according to some legends dragons can take the shape of a human at will

so currently i'm thinking that our friend jonathan harker might have been imprisoned by a dragon

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literally we need to get rid of the stigma of questioning once and for all.

call yourself gay. call yourself ace. call yourself a lesbian today and a nonbinary bi trans man tomorrow. its fine. literally no community has ever been harmed by someone thinking that label might apply to them and then discarding it later. anyone who says otherwise is drinking the exclusionary kool-aid and isn’t worth the time it would take to argue with them.

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The Umbrella Academy is like the opposite of a found family story. Forced family. Y'all are siblings now fucking deal with it.