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listen listen listennn

my dumb ass gonna try to post more despite being unmotivated and also lazy

I blame mental illness

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:3 right with the cayde-6 tattoo lolll

@mint-leaves-in-coffee and their friend got my tweels tattoo design as matching tattoos

IM SO GHHHFHJJJVG THEY’RE SO COOL LOOK AT THEM

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I CANT BELIEVE I PREDICTED THIS HOLY SHIT

ITS FLOYD’S VA AAAAAAAAH

(The meme I made a year ago —>)

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Question who is best boy in your opinion or just your favorite in twisted wonderland since I am bored

Are we talkin like

simp wise

or wholesome wise

simp wise

Leona, Malleus and Jamil

Wholesome wise, absolutely Kalim

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For the 100 follower event, May I get Riddle with #2 on fluff? The “have you been stealing my clothes?” Thank you! :)

No problem! Thank you for participating!

It's been like... 60 million years since this event aaaAAAA I'm really bad at posting fr

Fluff 2: “Have you been stealing my clothes?”

Another one missing?

Riddle sighs in annoyance

At first he thought that it was because they would get lost in the wash, after all sharing loads with other dorm members was relatively commonplace to save on water

But then during one of the loads Cater threw in, one of his shirts had gone missing.

He chalked it up to Cater being careless, throwing it into another student's pile by mistake.

He did share the same size as a lot of the other Heartslabyul students and it was a shirt he didn't wear often as he only really used it as nightwear

Therefore he let it slide.

The student would most likely realize that it didn't belong to them and ask around anyway

But then it began to happen more frequently and not just on Cater's allotted laundry shift, so he began to grow both quite frustrated and very irritated

Trey had to calm him down before he started collaring people for stealing his things and having the audacity to lie about it!

As it turns out though, nobody was lying

In fact, some of them even had a sneaking suspicion of who did it

So Ace and Deuce took matters into their own hands

And so Riddle's significant other was called to Heartslabyul for interrogation

Not that it was needed as they were very shamelessly wearing some articles that obviously belonged to their lover

The second they came through the mirror, Ace and Deuce both took one of their hands and dragged them inside

Before they could protest the two Heartslabyul students shoved them into the common room where Riddle was angrily demanding to know where his missing clothes went

They sighed, slowly approaching Riddle and putting their hands on his shoulder to turn him so he was facing them

As soon as he saw them, his face lost it's red and he furrowed his brow

So it's you, who's been stealing my clothing?

They nod, cupping his face

Of course it was me, silly. I'm sorry for not saying anything, I was under the impression that you'd known it was me.

His face turned red again, this time from embarrassment.

After all, they did quite often talk about how comfortable his clothes were

He opened his mouth to speak but before he could say anything, they beat him to it

I will return your clothes to you tomorrow. I didn't realize it would be a problem.

He nodded, gaze apologetic

At least be sure to ask me next time

They laughed quietly, taking his hands in their own with a smile

Of course

While Riddle was distracted the other students snuck away and by the time he turned to apologize the room was empty

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Could smell this a mile away

Which TWST Character Are You?

This is not a fic exactly, but... I made a quiz! It's 50 questions, so it's pretty long too!

If anyone is interested in taking it, I'd love to hear what result you all received and if you agree with it or not? I'm thinking I might have to revamp this quiz a little because I'm not so sure I agree with the result I got, personally. Then again, I tried to make it accurate, so mayhaps I am just in denial.

Here is the link for anyone interested! Much love, always ♡

(P.S. - I also considered making a 'TWST soulmate' quiz--I'd love to hear thoughts on that too! Thanks ♡)

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I'm not dead yet

There's another Culinary Crucible sooooo. I'm using the Japan server's name for it oops

Culinary Crucible: The Lure of Fish/Carp-e Diem Recipes

Horse Mackerel Fritters

Fish

Milk

Flour

Egg

Mackerel Curry

Fish

Rice

Powdered Spice

Onion

Carrot

Panfried Breaded Sardines

Fish

Breadcrumbs

Garudhiya

Fish

Powdered Spice

Poke Bowl

Fish

Rice

Avocado

Mackerel in Tomato Sauce

Fish

Consomme

Tomato

Mackerel Sandwich

Fish

Bread

Lettuce

Onion

Acqua Pazza

Fish

Shellfish

Tomato

Garlic

Gochujang Mackerel Pike

Fish

Powdered Spice

Ginger

Garlic

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^^^

The non binary and masc identifying people in the community like her too how is it projection you clown 💀

It literally ain't that deep bro you need to chill tf out homie

y’all did NOT have this reaction to yuuken, y’all only like yuuka bc she is a girl. most of you will just self insert and project onto her and not even pay attention to her actual personality

First of all, I legit kept my fic extremely vague to avoid making her personality into something it's not, the fact that you felt the need to tell me this is fucking stupid really? Sorry if I'm getting pissed here but I'm not in the mood to deal with your opinion of the fandom, which you could have sent to anyone but me.

Also..

OFCOURSE I LIKE HER CUZ SHE'S A GIRL? LMFAO I'M GAY BITCH, I THINK I MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR I LIKE WOMEN- AND ALSO FICS ARE MADE SO YOU CAN SELF INSERT AND CREATE A DREAM SCENARIO WITH UR FAVS.

LIKE LEONA IS AN ASS BUT THE HC'S MAKE HIM A SWEETHEART? ITS UNREALISTIC BUT THATS A FORM OF PROJECTING NO ONE COMMENTS ON?! In fact, if you're a Leona simp, you wouldn't comment on that would you?

The fact that you have a problem with half the fandom simping over a yuu that's female says numbers about you, frankly I'd prefer if you get off anon so I could block you. Dni with content you dislike, that's my literal saying. Don't attack writers or artists, block and ignore.

Not to mention, because Yuukan was a boy the fem!yuu oc's would get attacked (as far as I've heard) so another reason she was so popular, was because now people can't complain about fem!yuu's since there technically is a canon female yuu in twst.

Also, live laugh be gay, love Yuuka and make her as fucking sweet and playful as you want because it's your choice how you write a character and people like the anon who wrote this ask dont deserve your content.

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Here I present you: The unofficial Twisted Wonderland Breast Size Chart!!! Aka the genderbend version of the TWST cast and their cup sizes.

Made with the help of @elavitar ! Please keep it in mind that this is a parody and we ain’t trying to offend anyone 🤙🫡✨

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Hi hi! Its me,🍯🎂 anon again! I had this idea of a request- could you do headcanons for the dormleaders with a trans male s/o? More specific one who uses a binder because he can't have top surgery yet( i'm trans male myself and in kinda the same situation). You can choose if will be sfw or notsafeforortho.

Binding with Dorm Leaders

Okay, this is kinda cracky. Dorm leaders don't know ur trans.

Riddle

This would never happen. He always knocks like a good boy because Mama raised a very mentally unwell gentleman

However, in the case where he doesn’t knock, assume hell is freezing over or there is an emergency.

Boy freezes. He just sees you taking off your shirt and assumes he immediately invaded your privacy.

He lets out a flustered mix of “Oh my goodness I’m so sorry” and “Lock the door next time.”

Leona

Look, bro. In the nicest way possible. He does not care.

Unless it looks like your binder is sucking the life out of you, he will not bat an eye.

He will just walk past you and nap on your bed, expecting you to join him when you're done. 

If you do become defensive or flustered he will just sneer and close his eyes, saying it's not a big deal.

You binded for nothing, it is bedtime.

Azul

Pray it never happens to you.

He lets out some weird yelp with his face all red before apologizing. Much like Riddle he also tells you to lock the door.

Slams it shut and has to calm down, especially if you ended up yelping.

But, he saw your binder. Big mistake. 

Contract time.

We have contacted you about your genders extended warranty

“Oh Yuu, why didn’t you tell me I would have helped you transition!” Now here sign this contract and he can get you a super high-tech binder and a transformation potion of sorts.

Yet despite the steep price you have to pay it is still cheaper than buying a bandaid from a US hospital.

Kalim 

Oh, it's not a big deal, as long as it isn’t to you.

He will just close the door behind him and continue what he was gonna talk about.

If you panic, he panics. He will freeze and you need to throw stuff at him for him to leave.

Would offer to help you bind, of course. But look here listen.

Do not let him help you.

Floyd can only dream of squeezing you as hard as he did.

Vil

Starts critiquing your binder since its not up to the latest trends/j

No, but in all seriousness, he would chastise you slightly for not locking the door, before stepping out.

If he notices you are binding wrong you will get a huge lecture and he will bind you himself, explaining the proper technique.

Out of all of them, he’s a true ally. He would most definitely offer some advice to help you feel more affirmed in your gender.

Sometimes it's hard to remember how kind Vil is when he’s a bitch on every occasion, but we stan Vil here.

Idia

You all know where this is going.

He shrieks and runs away so cartoonishly, that it leaves a trail of smoke like he came from the old racist rubber-hose Disney cartoons.

He will not speak to you for weeks.

Malleus

The only one here besides Vil with common sense.

He apologizes and steps out when he notices your changing

This scenario will never happen though.

He’s not invited.😔

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Ayo bet??? eat my manager thx

I pass on BLÅHAJ to @weeaboo-god

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

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MY HEIGHT NOW

ILL FIST FIGHT YOU FOR IT

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"im above average height" Not anymore I'm stealing your height you're like 4'11 now k thanks bye!!!

Not if i squish u like the short ass u r first uwu

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depends on the character?? im above average height lmao

I think I’d break a body party if I were to grab Jade by the tie to give him a smooch because I’m so short lol. Or any of the tall boys. I’m a bit shorter than Epel even though I’m a grown flippin adult. I’m also imagining something like this

Tall boy: You know…you could just ask me to lean down, right?

Me with a head tilt, still holding their tie: I could, yeah… but where’s the fun in that? Plus, you seem to like it just fine

Them: G-good point. ⊂((〃/⊥＼〃))⊃

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Is this u shorties 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

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Hi 👋 I'm the one who asked for a part two of the flirt yuu 😄 if u can that is 😁 thank you ans wonderful writer u are 💓

Flirty Bastard! Yuu With The First Years (No Ortho)

Vicewardens will come soon I am just waiting for bastard inspiration. Slight feral yuu in Ace and Epels. Slight angst in Deuces and Jacks if u squint

Gn reader

Ace

"...The worst Prefect ever!" Huh? " Maybe you should go back to kindergarten before attending university!” Oh, that hit a nerve… “Anyways… unlike you, I actually have classes to get to. Good luck, janitor prefect!" The Redhead sticks his tongue out in a teasing manner.

The cocky glint in his eyes deflates when he goes to turn away and Yuu grabs him by the face. The prefect leans in close, squishing his cheeks slightly as it's their turn to look down at him with a half-lidded gaze and cocky grin. Shit, why was his heart pounding.

Beyond the very convincing forced calm they wore, Ace could tell there was absolute detest behind those eyes. “My my…” Their voice was silky smooth and so comforting… “Thank you for teaching me about the seven, Ace. You’re quite the sweetheart!~” A flirty tone escapes their throat, making Ace go red like the heart painted on his eye.

Ace's face falls further as he yanks himself out of Yuu’s hand looking at the stranger as if they’ve lost it. “D-Did you not hear me or something?! I said you're the worst!” Ace sputters flusteredly, shooting his arms up defensively.” “Oh I heard, I just didn’t care… It's just so hard to be upset when the person berating you is quite the looker!”

Yuu shoots a wink. “You know some people are into that…” Yuu's expression drops from teasing to a much more serious and disgusted one, yet their smirk remains. “You’re fucking weird!” Ace pushes the student away, not expecting them to catch his wrist. Fuck, why was that attractive to him? 

“Oh, what a shame our first fight is not going to be in the sheets… oh well…” The manic look in their eyes tells everything Ace needed to know as they popped their neck. It was the same look that one eel bastard gave people before he’d beat people up. “This is gonna be fun” Yuu purrs out, laughing soon after as they let go of Ace's wrist to crack their knuckles. They were going to put this brat in their place.

Jack

He, unfortunately, met Yuu during book two. Jack hates it when people act too friendly. And here Yuu was being flirty. “Ooo~ So you’re the strong, silent type I guess. That’s fun.” Seriously, Yuu threw him off at first, but despite their strong personality, he had to admit, they were reliable, and with a good head on their shoulders.

He gets flustered with every remark you make and usually becomes defensive quickly afterward, much to your amusement. In retrospect, he probably shouldn’t have entered the room of someone who loves to tease him so heavily. The wolf just wanted to make sure you and Grim got up in time, and now here he was backed into a corner.

“Well, well, well, a big bad wolf breaking into a poor magicless human's room, how scandalous!” “I didn’t mean to—“ “I could have been naked! Or perhaps were you looking forward to that?” “No! I’m-! Ugh—“ “Oh I am just an innocent little human, in a new world no less! I could never fight back against someone as well-built as you and your wolfishly good looks!”

Jack’s ears are pressed flat against his skull as Yuu sits up, the blanket being the only thing covering them. No way, were they actually— The human corners the wolf in their room, the poor boy so confused and flustered on what to do. The human looks at him and tilts their head.

“Just messing with you!~” Yuu drops the blanket to show a tank top that matches their skin underneath. A shit-eating grin was plastered on their face as Jack's face burned. The human laughs at Jack’s expression as the flop back on the bed.

"Oh, that was so good! Ahaha!” Yuu pretends to wipe away a tear and looks back at Jack. “Though I will say, for you, I am more than willing to show—“ “N-no thanks, I need to go now.”

Epel

Everyone reacted differently to Yuu’s flirtations. Some indulge, and others avoid. It’s the perfect mask that protects the true Yuu from harm, their flirtations merely a shield from everyone around them. A shield that no one could break through, no matter how hard some try. The key word is try, as there is now a purple twink trying to swing at them.

The reason behind Epel’s violent actions wasn't even for the flirtation itself. It was because Yuu called him ‘Cutie’. Cutie of all things! He’s not cute! He’s a strong and badass man, he’ll show them! Surely by putting them in their place, he would never be called cute again.

Throwing a punch, Yuu merely sidestepped. He threw another, then another, then a kick, not a single hit landed on them. That stupid amused look on their face annoyed Epel to no end. Putting his all into a punch, he freezes when he feels Yuu catch his arm.

They pause and examine it for a while, before their pupils dilate and they pull the boy over their head, slamming them into the grass much to Epels surprise. The wind was knocked out of his lungs as Yuu kneels onto his chest. The look on their face was absolutely unhinged and feral as they examined Epel.

“Well don't you look good beneath me! That was so fun~” The smirk on their face grows wider as their eyes dilate again. “Can we play a little more? It would be so fun!~” “Get th’ hell off me you psycho!” “Awe, your no fun.”

The student gets off Epel, yanking him to stand on his two feet. The freshman immediately squares up ready for a fight, just to watch the person from before look unamused, folding their arms behind their head as they slink off.

“Wh?! Hey, get back here!” “Oh? Up for round two already?” That stupid smirk was back. Epel swore he would one day smack it off of them.

Deuce

Sigh… Sometimes he would get flustered at the dumbest one-liner. Other times, you could dedicate an entire romantic, raunchy love poem to him and he would never notice. Because of this, it is not worth it to try and fluster him intentionally.

Instead, small teasing gestures and genuine compliments are what will always get Deuce flustered. The spade ran to his best friend, waving his test. “Yuu! Yuu! Look!” Deuce lit up showing off his score. 81/100. His first B in Trein’s class. 

“I did it! I did it! I-I mean, we did it. If it wasn’t for your tutoring, I would have never passed, so um, thank you, Yuu-Senpai! Is there any way I can repay you at all?” Deuce's smile could light up the whole room, his happiness was so infectious that even Yuu began to let a genuine smile grace their features.

“The only thing I need of you is to keep that beautiful smile of yours, Spade.“ “H-huh?!” The ex-delinquent face became pink, bewildered blue eyes staring into Yuu's. “Pfft, just messin with ya, duh! … But seriously though, you don't owe me anything. Seeing my friends happy is enough…” 

Deuce’s face was still a bit pink as he hid his face behind his sleeve, taking a deep breath to soothe himself. At that moment with his soft, flustered expression did Yuu start to go off into the deep end. If only they weren’t such a flirt, maybe they could call Deuce theirs.

Sebek

“ENOUGH WITH YOUR SHAMELESS FLIRTATIONS HUMAN! I WILL NOT BE DISTRACTED FROM MY DUTY OF PROTECTING MALLEUS BECAUSE OF YOU!” Yuu held back a snort. Sebek was so fun to rile up.

The croco-fae stands sternly with more of a stick up his ass than ever. “Aw, what will it take for me to be your new priority, hmm?~” Sebek looks offended at the human in front of him, his nose wrinkling in disgust. “A mere human like you will never be more important than Waka-Sama!” A smirk rises to his face. “You wish you could even have half of his glory!”

"Sooo… you're into goths is what I am hearing?” Sebek's face dropped. “Pardon?” “You’re into goths then?” “I am NOT ‘into goths’ as you say!” Sebek was fuming.

“Oh okay, so you're just into Malleus, got it! Good luck asking him out then!” “YOU LOWLY HUMAN!!!” Yuu was then yelled at for 3 hours.

Yuuken

"Don’t” Your roommate said to you. “I wasn’t even going to do anything!” Yuuken raised a brow at Yuu, stoic expression barely changing. “You were going to flirt with me, weren't you?” The house warden gave a disappointed and half-hearted glare to the Vice.

“I wasn’t, I swear!” “…” “Okay fine! But you are attractive though, I mean can you blame me?!” Yuuken just sighs, pulling out his kendo stick for practice later that day. “If you feel like ogling, you might as well join me.”

Yuuken hands Yuu a spare stick. “Well, are you joining or not?” Flirting does not work on the stoic himbo who’s too overworked for his own good.

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some fun twst questions for u <3

[i'm sending these to random ppl, feel free to answer if you see this and/or tag/send it to another person!]

would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

would you be at rsa or nrc?

what dorm would you belong to?

what character(s) would you be best friends with?

what character(s) would you hate?

what character(s) would you date?

what would floyd’s nickname be for you?

and rook’s?

what twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

what club would you join?

how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

[optional!] what would your unique magic be?

I have a fae pref tbh. It's the pointy ears for me. Though being a beastman doesn't sound too bad

NRC probably. Goth moment

I feel like either Diasomnia or Ignihyde. On one hand I'm an introverted tech god that panics at the sight of another human being, and hyperfixates on the stuff I work on with a major perfectionism issue. But on the other hand I was the "gifted" prodigy kid growing up so I was all top marks and 'smart kid' classes. Seeing as Diasomnia is the dorm where every excels at magic and classes then that also fits, but my dumbass went from a 4.0 in high school to a fucking 2.6 in college because I stopped caring about my grades.

Uhh shit. I'm not sure. I go out of my way to avoid talking to people at all costs unless they talk to me first. Extroverts scared me and rapidly drain my social battery. So I couldn't really be friends with Cater, Rook, or Kalim. Ace and Deuce would be tolerable in small amounts. In the long run I feel like I'd vibe with Trey, Jade (though I feel like he and Floyd are a packaged deal and Floyd would probably be too much for me to handle if I were to be around him too much), Azul (maybe), Jamil, Idia (gaming buddies probably), Malleus and Silver

I want to pummel both Riddle and Vil. I am not sorry. Sebek is on thin fucking ice

Laughs in Leona, Malleus, and Jamil simp

Only thing I can think of off the top of my head is Arowana. They're mostly solitary and can be extremely aggressive when it comes to defending their space. Which... same bestie....

I don't know and frankly I don't want to know or give him the chance to give me one 👍🏻

I'm a mixture of several of them lol. Mostly Idia's shyness and video game obsessions, Riddle's anger issues, Leona's laziness, but also Trey's whole parental figure thing, and Kalim's airheadness

Magical history or alchemy. History was always one of my best subjects in school. As far as alchemy goes, I'm equating it with science and I am a biology major.

Science club :3c

My life would probably be pretty mundane, just like it already is. I go to school and work at a restaurant I ain't got much goin' tbh. Maybe the occasional stupid antic from Ace or Deuce if I feel like tolerating them

I would prefer something healing based? I'm a healer main in most every game I play and I just wanna be isekai'd into a fantasy world to be the doctor/apothecary (or the merchant NPC but thats irrelevant).

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tfw i had a 13 hr shift today

what in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck do my employers want from me