mint-blossom
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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DING DONG BITCH HOW ARE YOU ITS BEEN AGES SINCE IVE TALKED TO YOU SHDHFJDJ
I HAVE SO MANY NEWS REGARDING FO'S THAT I NEED TO YELL TO YOU (including a new fo!!!)
AAAAA HIIIIIIIIIII IK i haven't been on here in a billion years im ok!!!!! how are u <3
puts out a lawn chair i am so ready my ears have doubled in size just for u
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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HELLO MARS HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U
PICKS U UP N SPINS U AROUND AMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! kisses ur forehead /p i missed u so much omg chomping n biting u
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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guess who's here to harass you abt my f/os again (it'sa me)
im here im ready im popping corn lay it ON me
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart 
Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged! 
Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.
If I were to tag myself in this image, I’d be Percival-”I refuse to be humiliated over this”- De Rolo. Let’s just say I know where my talents lie, and Mario Kart is decidedly not one of them. 
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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kitten i'll be honest daddy's getting kinda sick of this whole discord roleplay thing. i just don't really think it's for me anymore. can you just call me Garrett
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real
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Ladivine by Cinderella Divine 2023 Ready-to-Wear Gowns Pt.2
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mint-blossom · 2 years ago
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lrb is SO FUN
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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