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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
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Headlines across eight years. Who you vote for really does matter. None of these headlines delve into the Boar's Head listeria outbreak because I can only post ten photos in one post. But the slaughter house self regulate headline? Yup, that's why.
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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats
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I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me
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Why Amazon Sucks Reason #928374982
Almost a year ago, I ordered a copy of Rube Goldberg: Inventions from Amazon. My mistake for supporting them in anything but an emergency. I got the book on the right:
The book on the left however is the one I ordered. To be clear, this was not from "a seller on amazon," this was from AMAZON itself.
Note that it shows and claims to be the authentic book on the left above. But it was not, it was a shit-tier print-on-demand bootleg, made by Amazon itself and not Simon and Schuster as the page claimed:
They did this to others as well. Though they refused to post my review, this one got through-
Here is the print on demand page in the back of my Amazon book-
Here is how bad the reproductions are-
Best seen on the spine where Simon and Schuster's logo is literally a blurry mess-
I tried to report this to the publisher but the only thing I could find was an email address on their site that nobody replied to.
If anyone out there knows anyone in copyright law or the publisher, please let them know about this. Amazon is literally turning the publisher trademark into unreadable crap.
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oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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FUCK YES TEAMSTERS!
This is as of December 19, 2024.
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