minimally-incompetent
Now I Ain’t No Big City Lawyer
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minimally-incompetent · 2 days ago
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This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet
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minimally-incompetent · 3 days ago
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minimally-incompetent · 3 days ago
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i hauve a cold
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minimally-incompetent · 4 days ago
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minimally-incompetent · 5 days ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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minimally-incompetent · 7 days ago
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
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minimally-incompetent · 7 days ago
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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minimally-incompetent · 8 days ago
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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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minimally-incompetent · 9 days ago
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how do you do, fellow Creatives™
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minimally-incompetent · 10 days ago
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Okay fuck you spotify
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minimally-incompetent · 11 days ago
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minimally-incompetent · 11 days ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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minimally-incompetent · 16 days ago
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non-practicing human being
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minimally-incompetent · 18 days ago
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minimally-incompetent · 18 days ago
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minimally-incompetent · 19 days ago
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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