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hand him a blankie

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The spirit of Justice turns Anders away from the light

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look at themmm😩🤲💔

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now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

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WHAT!!!!

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by @beetlemoses

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Today's Seal Is: The Man Ladies Prefer

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Can you imagine being a Bhaalist in Baldur's Gate where the cult has been growing exponentially under this absolutely insane Bhaalspawn. Who is perhaps the best leader the cult has ever had. The temple looks great, the murder is going. You're two days shy of world domination and he just. Vanishes.

His second in command pops up in his place. You all hate her. She's loud, sloppy, and overly dramatic and for once you're praying someone ISN'T dead. The temple falls into disrepair. But the world domination is still going.

Roughly a year later the missing Bhaalspawn kicks down the cult door, and you finally think they're gonna fix everything.

BUT THEN,

They kill orin in the duel (yay)

Reject Bhaal in favor of... Friendship?

Leave????

No wonder the cultists are so stupefied

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i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:

you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise

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