minesweepergoblin
Cheez-it supremacy advocate
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minesweepergoblin · 8 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 8 months ago
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So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for
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minesweepergoblin · 10 months ago
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Minecraft and his dog
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minesweepergoblin · 10 months ago
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It's always a good thing in fiction when there's two guys who are always together and one is tall and the other is short
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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I am currently at the Valley View Center in Dallas, Texas
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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Made my first ever Minecraft mod :) It was super fun to see wizards come to life in block game!! Original wizards from @wizardsisananimal Feel free to download and check it out for yourself!
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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wizard hat cowboy brim
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.
Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.
Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.
Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.
Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.
Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.
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minesweepergoblin · 11 months ago
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vintage solar-powered calculator
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