Hi i'm Tanvi, she/her. 27, Indian, and waiting for my motivation to return from the war.
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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i'm literally just doing an out of context photo dump of photos i've got saved and i want to delete but also archive. no i'm not taking questions at this point
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i'm literally just doing an out of context photo dump of photos i've got saved and i want to delete but also archive. no i'm not taking questions at this point
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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Po picking that girl up when everyone had their cameras is equivalent to y/n reading a novel while being in a concert and no you cannot change my mind.
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes
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> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8
> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets
> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"
> I ask "is there cake left?"
> "yeah"
> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"
> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself
> give her the dollar as promised
> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar
> ok sure kid
> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each
> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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