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"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe
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a crimson duelists casual attire
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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.
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Rest assured my friend, you will always have a place or home to return to. I'll make sure of it. Please rest and relax when you're here, have some water and some food to re-energise yourself again too. You'll need it for tomorrow's adventure after all!
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you spin me right round baby right round like a (fossil) record baby
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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Oh yeah, I am crankin' it- and by IT I mean my rod (fishing)
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oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,
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meet my warriors of light!
Vitya, my divorced old man repeatedly pulled from retirement, with only enough fight left to make sure those younger than him won't have to. And Charm, a woman so full of love and hope she will make it everyone else's problem.
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o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
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I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass
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2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
#same energy as laying side by side in the dark#staring at the ceiling like youre searching for stars
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Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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