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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there.
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Smile is basically It Follows but instead of sex you’re cursed through your unresolved traumas and I think that’s even scarier
#i kept thinking about this while watching the movie#there was quite a few parallels too with like the ‘tall person’ and the ‘trying to outsmart the curse’#I think it follows did a better job overall tho?
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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
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girl help everything i do feels like a performance
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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore
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screaming crying throwing up every time i have to send an email at work
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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting
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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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