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“my precious baby…” I whisper to a fictional death metal drummer
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magpickles works because magnus is implied to be computer-smart whereas pickles does not know what the internet is
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
#first was mcr#last was ninja sex party#next will probably be helloween with hammerfall opening if the universe allows#favourite was nsp or hammerfall when i saw them in toronto#both were smaller more personal venues
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Janesville Daily Gazette, Wisconsin, January 26, 1950
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This is a gift, it comes with a price
Who is the lamb and who is the knife?
Midas is king and he holds me so tight
And turns me to gold in the sunlight
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When you didn’t explain Daylight Savings Time to the cat.
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"I am not the hero. I am the villain.
And I, too, must go down."
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here’s a screencap redraw bc i liked their expressions in this scene. all appropriate reactions to the act of hetero sex imo
Keep reading
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Out of context line from every Metalocalypse episode:
Season 2
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another happy new year art ;)
i know pickl likes asian culture so i mixed some asian fashion. it’s korea, japan, china, india…i guess?
that Chinese letters mean ‘happy new year’ and koreans are meaning ‘I hope you be happy’
anyway pickles rly do asian hooker(do you know that song of steel panther?)
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Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!
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