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being scene and emo is more important to our society than police

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you can eat as many spices as you like there's no nutrients in there it's free. 15 ounces of smoked paprika yes a great meal for a growing boy

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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This is a controversial take that everyone will hate but it's one thing to feed your kid better, more wholesome food than twinkies and hot pockets daily, it's another thing to force them to adhere to a crunchy granola beige colored diet where they cant share the snacks their peers are eating or have a normal childhood or have fun. None of you were raised like that and if you were you know what im talking about.

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What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

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look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period

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can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

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i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Hey, we can do three-day polls now, cool! Time for a quick poll about a subject near and dear to my heart; coffee.

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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

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the older I get the more I think being in love is about helping your partner give erotic birth to whatever weird unknowable thing is inside of them and the more this concept starts expressing itself in my work

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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day